Do you know any guys who are bigger than this?

[MelsMovies]

Give himself a blow job, I'd never get any work out of him if he could do that, and yes I do feed him, every Friday without fail .....

[MelsMovies]

ohh - lets see then Lex

[MelsMovies]

well, I don't know about the the heated towel rack, but he keeps me hot at night

[Count Dooku]

If I use a flanel rather than a towel then I give the illusion that I'm bigger than that

[MelsMovies]

Flanel, haven't heard flanel used since I was a kid, brings back memories....

Do you remember when your nan would spit on a tissue and then clean your face with it - yuk. I've sworn never to do that to my son ...

Mel x

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C'mon, ...you spit on a hankie, not a tissue.

[Cynical Sids Old Pal]

Yes

[Lex Luger]

You perve

[Arginald Valleywater]

Bloke in our golf club could dwarf that, pity he is really ugly, doesn't wash and probably never shagged anything apart from Rosy Palme! He doesn;t wear shorts in the summer in case it pops out, scary long.