birmingham hotel available

[keith loves ladies]

Hi, i work in Birmingah thru the week, i saty in the Malmaison. i would love to make the room available for any one who needs it for shoots/films, etc

keith_loves_ladies@yahoo.co.uk

[Rock Charogne]

Interesting offer! But what is the room like ?

[Jacques]

Too small unless it's a suite.

[Rock Charogne]

Indeed the reason for my question-the whole idea of hotel shoots is pretty jaded - but occasionally a gem turns up that allows an unusual shoot!

[keith loves ladies]

the rooms are pretty big. its very new and modern

happy to meeet in the baclk of my cayenne if you prefer!!!

K

xxx

[stripeysydney]

Baclk of cayenne?

[Jacques]

Having stayed there a few times it's not a bad hotel but rooms are small unless you get a suite or one of the corner rooms. They are also quite dark.

There are far better options in Brum than Malmaison.

[keith loves ladies]

yes. porsche. big thing. 4 wheels

[Phil mCc]

TRUE STORY, guy with Porche sees little bird stuck in the mud, he offers to help ties a rope round its neck and pulls like shit, nothing happens. Guy arrives in a Ferrari same again wheelspins like shit nothing happens, old farmer arrives with a donkey he ties the donkeys cock round the birds neck slaps the donkeys nuts and in one tug out the birld comes...... you know the moral of the story,

If you wanna pull the birds don't bother with a sports car just get a dick like a donkey,

Phil McC

[AndyR]

Tried emailing about this - got no reply. Would have suited me!