steve coogan show

[peter]

anyone see steve coogan tonight,whos the women with black hair,ive seen her in a add as well,thing is i swear shes a brit porn star as well!!!!!!! am i wrong

[carl]

if you mean the girl obsessed with romak, then no, she isn't. if you mean the girl who played steve coogans wife, then you fuckin wish!!!!
.........well, so do i actually. she's called rachel shelly and she is NOT an adult film actress, but by christ she'd make a good 'un:P

[Alan Partridge]

JURASSIC PARK! BACK OF THE NET! YES, SPICE WORLD!!!!

Sorry got to go. I have to drive to Dundee in my bare feet and eat some Toblerones.

Butter my arse!