COMPETITION - NAME THAT BEAVER!

[Officer Dibble]

Nice try, Mike. But it's not Edwina. I can certainly see why you might have made that assumption. Every time one sees her on TV talking politics one gets the feeling that she'd much rather be somewhere else - sucking a big, spunky, bellend! Yes, she's obviously gaggin' for it. I can tell.



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[Officer Dibble]

Er, no.



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[Officer Dibble]

In a perfect world all beavers would have their naturally allotted quota of hair. But in these dark days of the skanky chav bird, I regret this is not the case. Fortunately, the term ?beaver? has pretty much become a generic term that now encompasses all instances of fanny as well as the industrious North American rodent.


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[colin]

vida garman

[Officer Dibble]

It?s not Vida.


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[marcusallen]

OK, so it's not Edwina. Then it MUST be - "Trumpets please" --------:
FANNY CRADOCK!!!!!

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I remember the immortal line from Johnny Craddock as he closed his wife's cookery demonstration "so if you make them like that, then all your doughnuts will look like Fanny's"

[stripeysydney]

Another classic, every Johnny needs a Fanny...
Anyway Dibble just tell us who it is, it's doing my head in!

[colin]

teresa may?

[Officer Dibble]

Ladies and gents - we have a winner! Yes, a premier league beaver like that could only belong to (Ta Da!) Miss Teresa May!


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Congratulations Colin, and if you'd care to e-mail me over your address details, I'll see to it that you receive a copy of this sensational, and indeed rare item of Teresa May erotica. Any other Teresa fans who may be sick as parrots at not winning the competition can take solace in purchasing the DVD from the VA store.






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