help my hynie is healing!!!

[sandie]

yeah right...


nah its just an update on my charity celibacy...sorry to disapoint ya all.

well its getting abit tense now since its only 1 week to go and im thinking its so nearly over. as some of us know work is always sparce this time of year so turning work of any sort down is just suicidal.

however... me and the man are going for a dirty weekend for last weekend in aug and i have a waiting list of takers for early sept so i have all that to look forward to. lol. im so excited. i think it almost makes it worth while.

thanks to those of u that have supported/sponsored me and postponed shoots until sept. i have made 75% of my ?300 target so come on the rest of u....

those of u that wanted to wait until the end of august because they didnt believe i would do it can still donate. in fact donations will be possible until october and i will be collecting cash donations at the BGAFD party in sept.
visit http://www.justgiving.com/sandiescelibate to donate on line.

[andy at handiwork]

Peter, Paul and Jesus are at a disco. Peter cops off with a bird, returning 30 mins later to say she was a great fuck. Paul also gets lucky. Jesus is a bit miffed, so he tries his luck. Gets a look in with a great looking bird, disappears for 5 mins and he's back.' You're back quick,' say his mates. 'I know. It was going well, I put my hand on it and it healed up'.

[sandie]

well let me tell u jesus hasnt been anywhere near my bits even if i have echoed his name many a time on tape.