F,king outragous comments!

[Lizard]

In the Mirror today.

"We owe an apology to Lindsay-Dawn-Mcenzie for calling her a "happless slapper" in yesterdays column. The "model" who,s numerous conquest include, Mick Hucknall, Michael Greco,Dean Gaffney and Coventry,s Dean Holdsworth called us " to set the record straight.In her common accent,which could shatter windows,she screached: "I,m not a slapper.yes,Iv,e had a few men but so what? that doesn,t make me a slapper".
of course your not a slapper-just a rough old boot who,s made a few porn videos and bedded a load of Z list celebrities,"

Rich eh! coming from 3 grim liggers without a pot to piss in.





you can e. mail them at 3am@mirror.co.uk

[alec]

There was a programme of highlights of I'm Sorry I Heven't a Clue on the radio the other week. In one of the games the panel were asked to give new definitions to words. Stephen Fry's contribution was 'Countryside - to kill Piers Morgan.'

[Lizard]

If only wit could become reality eh Alec!
sorry for the rant, but it was a crass comment to make, even by Mirror standards.
Have a pleasant evening.

[magoo]

Those 3am Girls are notoriosly bitchy and have the journalistic ability of three coked up slappers with more money than brains. That 3am page is poorer quality than my 6 month old nephews gurglings. At least my nephew confines his shit to his nappy instead of publishing it and pretending its news. However I think Piers Morgan is a very bright bloke and a lot more decent than certain other editors of national papers. He held up well on Question Time and didnt flap and flounder like the politicians did.

As a side note I noticed that The Spurt are offering a free Metro to the first reader to kill Saddam......I expect theres great excitement about that amongst SAS circles.....I bet they have even reserved a parking space at Hereford for the new Metro whilst one of thier customised LandRover111's is left out to rust. But on a serious note it would be good if the Spurt actually received a claim for the new Metro from an unknown soldier. That would knock the smug grin off the editors face.

[Ace]

You have to admire 'the spurt's nerve giving away replica guns for the price of a phone call. It is a very sick gimmick, but I bet their sales soared that day. Me, I have a real one.

[Elmer the Aylmer]

Ace wrote:
>
> You have to admire 'the spurt's nerve giving away replica
> guns for the price of a phone call. It is a very sick
> gimmick, but I bet their sales soared that day. Me, I have a
> real one.

Can anyone point Ace in the direction of Piers Morgan?

(don't all rush!)

[Ace]

Hahaha, fortunately, its locked away in the guardroom after a day on the ranges.

[Mindless Bush lackey]

i hope the first person who kills an american gets a camel from their nations newspaper. also a hearty handshake from myself.

[jj]

....I suspect that it would be a copy of the (already free) London news-sheet 'Metro' (itself a re-hashing of the previous day's Standard) rather than the automobile of that name. Not that I doubt the Spurt's word, of course........