Shrimping
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Reminds me of Davey Boy's quaint euphemisms for (unprovided) services from young ladies: 'Greek' (rubdown with taramasalata?), 'German' (with sauerkraut?), 'Italian' (with mozzarella?), etc.
I always wanted a girl who would do 'Serbo-Croat', or perhaps 'Nepalese'.......
I always wanted a girl who would do 'Serbo-Croat', or perhaps 'Nepalese'.......
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EEeeuuurrggghhh........gimme potted shrimps anyday.
The only things that eat toes are Trolls.
The only things that eat toes are Trolls.
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LOL....I have a major foot fetish...I can't stand it whe photos are trimmed and there's no feet in the pic..sob!
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You and Edwina both, then.
A Major foot fetish........beats prawn jokes anyday.
A Major foot fetish........beats prawn jokes anyday.
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Long ago I had it done to me. A g/f & her sister brought over a teenage friend of the sis. They said the friend loved sucking toes & inveigled me to be the suckee. Shoes off & I sat on the bed, & she squatted down & proceeeded to suck all ten while maintaining eye contact.It has since occurred to me that there are people for whom this would be heaven, but while not unpleasant, the experince was mostly just plain weird for me, & certainly not erotic. It didn't make me into a foot fetishist, that's for sure; foot scenes are boring & annoying in mainstream porn IMO.
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The worst offenders for me are Alex Sanders and Nacho Vidal: a girl in a beaut pair of stox and h/heels, then whammo !! Off with the gear and into the gob with practically the whole foot. Rocco, CurvedcockClark and a few other Euroblokes suffer from this disease too.
These guys should remember that they're there to please ME, not themselves. If they want to practise oral chiropody or whatever this boring perversion is called, they can do it on their own time.
These guys should remember that they're there to please ME, not themselves. If they want to practise oral chiropody or whatever this boring perversion is called, they can do it on their own time.
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Then there was that memorable and truly awful line in the 70s film 'Girl on a Motorcycle' as the bloke sucks Marianne Faithful's toes - 'Your toes are like tombstones.'