Roll Up, Roll Up, Roll Up!

[Officer Dibble]

VideoAngels.TV is LIVE!!! Yes, it?s the one you?ve been waiting for. For the past 12 months the whole nation has been clutched by a mounting sense of exhilaration and anticipation. Folks down the pub, in the Chinese takeaway, and those waiting for a 69 bus have all been excitedly whispering the name ?VideoAngel.TV?VideoAngels.TV?VideoAngels.TV? But now the wait is over, and I can revel that VideoAngels.TV is - TA, DA!... LIVE! (And indeed has been so for the past 6 months).

It goes without saying that the 50 quid investment has paid off handsomely ? hey, 5 million members can?t be wrong. The public love VideoAngels.TV - so much so it?s embarrassing. In fact we?re capping our membership at 5,000,050 (so if you hurry up we might still let you join) in order to give our poor beleaguered competitors a sniff of the action. Hey, it?s not their fault they can?t afford the top chaver like us - VideoAngels.TV. We can?t all be blue chip porn companies with expansive wads. You?ve got to show a bit of compassion to those outfits that can only afford to hire Mucky Mary from the Chavfarm estate and Chortling Chaz, Britain?s top stand in stud ? the second choice of moody movie makers throughout the land.

But let me just remind you of the absolute exclusivity of our movies ? since most of our stars have retired they won?t be making any more movies ? EVER! So beat that! That? right folks, we?ve cornered the market in 90?s glamour babes. Those real golden age girlies. I can guarantee that tacky tats, gel filled jubblies and Bernard Matthews beavers are as rare as rocking horse do, do on VideoAngels TV. So I urge you, make haste! Sign up NOW, before your forum colleagues beat you to it. A membership to VideoAngels.TV is coming to have the same social cachet as an invite to chill with Vicky and Dave at Beckingham Palace. It?s the Aston Martin of wankin? websites. You know you want it. And hey, you deserve it. So step this way?






Officer Dibble

[Lizard]

Ta video angels TV, I haven,t stopped wanking for a month, you changed my life, I used to waste my benefit on food and feeding my 7 kids, but now thanks to VA, I,m living again...

Yours
Ted Chaver.

[planeterotica]

You have some good material there Officer and some great girls, a wankers paradise !love!

[colin]

looks very good Officer.