UKAP Male Auditions 2008: Its On!!!!!

[Andy Mann]

Well said Terry, at least you know a guy is in it for the right reasons if he has done it for peanuts or nothing at all and wants to fuck, not just take the moeny and run! lol

Andy Mann

[one eyed jack]

Latest developments:

[The Jigster]

Hi Everyone,

I would just like to thank ALL producer's and model's whom I have had the honour to of worked with since last year's audition, everyone has had their part to play in hepling me gradually progress within the industry, whether this has been through working with them or a long side of them of set, and offering advice and support when needed.

A few names are at the fore-front of my mind, such as JayK, Elle Brook, Ian Tate, Wayne Scott-Fox, Tony James, all of which have offered invaluable advice, support and understanding in recent times. There many more names I could rattle off, but I would be hear for ever boring the shit out of you... lol.

Rock of Brit Girl's I have to thanks also as he was the guy which put onto the UKAP male audition last year, after I did my very first pro shoot with him last April 07.

Have a great day everyone, I'm done sitting in front of this computer, fucking roasting outside, so I'm gonna go to Bournemouth beach and perve out on the hot chick's, if only I could get some of them in scene's with me!!! Oh boy some of these chick's would look awesome doing porn, but if I was to say "hey babes you ever thought of doing porn" I think we all know what would happen next... lol, blue flashing light's or a hand around the face spring's to mind... lol.

Regards

Jig

[one eyed jack]

Hey Jig...You never know if you dont try. More often than ot you get a laugh as they dont think you are serious.

I know a certain producer/ performer who used to solicit girls on a high street on a Saturday afternoon.

Dont ask me as its not my place to tell.

I was buying a copy of FHM when a girl at the counter turned up her nose saying it was porn to make me feel bad. I asked if she had a problem with porn.

Two days later the guy behind the counter expressed surprise at her reaction because she wants to get into it!!!!!

Where do you think these girls come from? Everyday walks of life and playing netball on Bournemouth beach...

Why there is a certain notable ex porn star living in them thar hills too. I wonder if you'll know her if you see her.

If you do tell her Terry says "hi"

[The Jigster]

Hi Terry,

Yer I know which ex porn star you refer to, haven't bumped into her as of yet, but I shall keep my eye's open and be on the look out!

You know what OEJ, you're bang-on when you say people in this industry come from all walks on life. When the time is right and I've homed my blagging skills with the right approach I'm gonna try me luck and tout for some new industry talent, I'm sure I'll get a few slap's round the old Chevy Chase, but hey that will tuffen me up for when the boyfriend comes a chasing... lol.

Nice one!!!
Jig

[graham46]

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I aggree with you ?150 is a bit stiff , parden the pun . I passed a auditition with 4 other guys . I was the only person to get the job done on the day and got payed ?1 for my troubles .
Despite this I have only ever got the job out of it over a year ago . Trust me I would be pissed If I payed ?150 done the job but still not got any work out of it . By the last time I had certs they cost ?35.

Graham

[one eyed jack]

The reason it is that fee is because unlike last year the producers dont see why they should foot the bill for the cost of the models.

If you guys want into the industry then thi sis the way to do it. if you dont want to participate because it is too expensive then dont do it.

If the event doesnt happen because of this I can assure you it wont happen again.

Otherwise its back to the old way with loads of guys asking: How do I get into the business.

Like anything I cannot guarantee you are going to get a lot of work but this is the main way you will come to the attention of a lot of producers in one hit.

?150 is nothing compared to the thousands you might potentially earn in ayear a sa result of taking part. If you look at it that way and really beleive in your abilities then ?150 is a sound investment.

No offence Graham, you did fail and you didnt pay ?150. Last year was funded by UKAP and while I sympathise to how you were treated, I can assure that the same will not happen this year.

[one eyed jack]

Besides, why should you pay less anyway? Do you think the girls should do it for free to help you out?

Would you fuck guys for free Graham? I expect you'd want to be fairly remunerated on a day if you had to do a few right?

The fact you guys are quibbling about the pricve tells me you cant be really serious about wanting to be in the business and you dont have to be.

There are other avenues via amteur producers if you are doing it for fun and ?50. If this is where your head is at and you are happy with that then dont sign up.

Simple as. The price is staying the same.

I shouldnt have to convince you to do this. I am merely responding to demand from the 40+ guys who have enquired from various sources.

The girls are getting paid and this is not a charity.

[one eyed jack]

Attn Graham 46. Its just been pointed out to me via a phone call that you are not the Graham that was on the UKAP Auditions last year.

My apologies and my mistake. the other Graham was of similar age and did not pass and I thought you were the same Graham.

[Keni]

Yo helpful as I try to be... this just makes me laugh!

I am constantly telling guys what they got do and how to make the leap into the biz and now the ukap are layin it on a plate and the wanna-be talk the talkers will still ALWAYS find another reason NOT to whip their cock out and get it on with a sex mad girl on camera!

MWAAAHAHAAHA HA HA HA (im the most motivating and encouraging evil laugh)

In a sense this just made me feel better about my own self worth! Thanks! Looks like the culling of wannabes starts at a mere 150squid... haha!! If that is a problem for you guys then wait til you actually get on set!! lol!!

Fuck it, not posting no essay here.... no point!

Fix up boys, or else the opportunity will pass and you know your just gonna sit there cock in hand, beer in other, jerking off in your front room thinking... yeah i could of been.... HAHAHA!!

Keni