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[one eyed jack]

[joe king]

Did you know, most penises are below average?

[Dave Wells]

This is the lot that banned me terry and won't let me in/on it. Why - who knows ?

[joe king]

'"Did you know people with active STD's are 75% more at risk of getting HIV?"'

What is that supposed to mean?

[one eyed jack]

I dont think you are banned from the forum itself Dave. Just not allowed in the producers bit. This is where we are masterminding our schemes for world domination and the bloke with the swivel chair and white cat doesnt think you will have any interest in it.

You are a freelancer and not a producer hence why you have not been allowed in. Its nothing persona.

You can stil post on the general forum though surely.