Jeremy Kyle!

[Pho3nix]

Hi there, do you want a laugh? Some "producer" has just been on the phone to me trying to get me on a show this wednesday about the porn industry. Apparantly they are getting a "big name" US porn star who's done over 2000 shoots. When i asked the name, they couldnt name her, then said the name of "sharon mitchell" who i'd never heard of, but after searching this very forum I now know who she is. They also were saying that they were going to have famous glamour models on the show as well, but yet again they could not name them!!!!
!annoyed!


I am not going to entertain the idea of going on don't worry, as the stupid bitch was going on about kit and kat getting loads more work since they were on the show! Funny that, seeing as though they are under contract to Bluebird!!!
!oops!

Also they kept asking if my husband was really happy with me doing porn, and when i said he was my manager they nearly fell over!!

She also was asking what work i used to do, and if i can seperate my modelling from my sex with my husband? Like it was impossible to be married and do porn......

What a load of bollocks, as if porn is ever going to be represented in a positive light. As if i needed "saving" from selling my body for a living.

How Fucking dare they!! in the words of Catherine Tate's Grandma!!!

[Pho3nix]

Yep! How dare I enjoy being fucked and getting paid for it? It jolly well isnt on is it??
!wink!

[Marino]

Had the same myself.
They have no one for this show other than Kit and Kat.
When I asked her what fee they had for the show she said they had no budget.

I told her exactly what we in the industry thought about car crash tv and fucked her off.

[Keni]

Had the same about 2 weeks ago too, I would have gone on and given Jeremy a good run for his money regardless of the final edit but with the no budget crap it really was a non starter in my book.

Even Spudetta and Chav Dave get ?200 each for arguing whoever the unfortunate father of their baby is!

Asking for appearances with no budget was just a total insult! And I would be very very surprised to see Sharon on the show, especially for free!?

[Peter]

WilliamG wrote:

> id go there and then halfway through it completley deny being
> in porn and claim to be a civil servent, completley waste their
> time.. that would piss them off


You could suddenly say, "Sorry, who am I supposed to be again? The agency didn't send me the script, I assumed todays role was an absent father. Lets go through the scrip again and we'll go for a re-take"

Does Kyle ever do shows about gamble-holics?

[puretotty]

Damn... can someone give them my contact details I want to go on there and slam him... steve@thestudiomk.com

[KazB]

Also had this e-mail - *shudders at the thought!

I'd rather spend a week in Satan's hell hole giving him a good rimming! But hey enough about my perversions!


Now Jerry Springer I would go on for the crack! A) he's a lot more down to earth (and besides he's hardly a saint)

and B) Chair throwing? Best chat show entertainment ever! I think I'd take a big bag of dougnuts and do some dougnut throwing!

[KazB]

.....and wasn't Sharon Mitchell the chick who ran the Vic in eastenders? !nuts!