I assure you this is not me...

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Jayce Xaveri
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I assure you this is not me...

Post by Jayce Xaveri »

Hi everyone
A friend pointed this out to me...
There are of lot of coincidences... But Its Not me...lol
Made me laugh though..

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20090617/tuk ... a1618.html

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Even more laughable is what they pass off as news these days.

Whoi s this Jason Brake anyway? Is he a real porn star? He's better be because it will even mean less if he was just a guy flirting with the business or worse still busted for an audition and then given the accolade of "Porn Star" for it...

Notice how anyone who whips their wangers out are automatically called porn stars? So if I get a part as an extra on "Stenders" am i called a movie star???

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Bob Singleton
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Post by Bob Singleton »

one eyed jack wrote:

> Even more laughable is what they pass off as news these days.
>
> Whoi s this Jason Brake anyway? Is he a real porn star? He's
> better be because it will even mean less if he was just a guy
> flirting with the business or worse still busted for an
> audition and then given the accolade of "Porn Star" for it...
>
> Notice how anyone who whips their wangers out are automatically
> called porn stars? So if I get a part as an extra on "Stenders"
> am i called a movie star???
>


No, not a movie star... just a soap s(t)ud !grin!

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Post by mrchapel »

If that made you laugh I should find and post my mate Dimebag`s confessions of a jizzmopper, a selection of touching tales including the guy who was conned into jacking off on camera for a gay DVD then decided to buy every copy.
I should, but I can`t find them :(

Bukkake shots where you are with a few other guys...is fucking gay.

In fact, about pulling trains with a woman...you wanna have sex with other guys and mix your sperm with theirs...you're just using a woman as a conduit.

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Krystal Niles
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Post by Krystal Niles »

hahahahaha very good jayce xxx

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belfast_birty
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Post by belfast_birty »

''Star'' and ''Celebrity'' are 2 of the most overused words,these days.Who,after all,confers such a status? Is K Price a ''Star?''.She is an object of media hype,and it will be the same media,who does for her.
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Post by Sarah Kelly »

Your right Jayce, alot of coincidences-ALOT....are you sure you dont want to unburden yourself and just get it all out there?..... No one is gonna pass judgement...You might feel loads better once you have !wink! xxx
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