WANT TO BE A PAWN STAR???

[kiNky erOtica]

i had a similar idea involving a snooker table...
I'll cue up the pink and pot it multiple times before sizing up the brown and potting that too...
The game always ends with an amazing shot too!

[beck images]

As I said, I'm obviously on to a winner here. So Dani will be made to dress up as a female bishop. I will then proceed to spank the bishop. And once I have spanked the bishop, I will obviously then spank 'the' bishop.

Wow this is all taking shape wonderully. Thanks Innite!

[beck images]

I will also "Fook the Rook". Which the said girl proclaiming "Fook me!"

[Floydoid]

How about you get some Mediaeval style costumes for all of this?

I can see it being a great project and it's about time we had more fresh ideas like this in porn.

[Sarah Kelly]

BBC2 would never screen it- Too much "screwing back"....but Sky might! !wink!

[SpannerProductions]

you only get screw back if your not holding the cure properly !grin! thought you'd know that by now babes.................if you need to practice your grip and one leg over the table technique , you know where i am !laugh!

[Dani Amour]

Ready when you are lol

[Floydoid]

SpannerProductions wrote:

> one leg over the table technique

Is that a legal chess move?

Maybe one scenario could take inspiration from 'Alice Through the Looking Glass' when they have the 'mating of the three queens' (the whole story is loosely based on a chess game) - damn, that conjures up a whole new image for me now.

[SpannerProductions]

You know what , I think we are in danger of getting very silly here !laugh! you can tell who hasn't got anything better to do on a saturday night cant you !grin! me - I'm babysitting whilst the missus is at work ...........

[JohnnyRebel]

You win a prize for taking the piss and getting everyone on here take you seriously! love it!