HELP - REAL OR FAKE.........

[Ron T. Storm]

How not to get established in the business:

AKA My Guide to getting your jollies over having a wank fantasizing over a model you have no chance of booking

1. Set up a Yahpoo account and claim to be from another site but. whoo hooo you must contact me on iwantafreeshagbutmymomwont letme@yahpoo.com which has no bearing to said website name.

2. Post on BGAFD with a zero rating or a rating at least under 10... where you have sent some right feeble responses to other peoples' postings hoping you will get credit by just doing 10 postings, or less.

2A. I advise defending a totally random models' rant to get her and her buddies on your side - makes you look a real professional dude.

3. Really emphasize that you have a professional site, even though you have a Yahpoo account to resond through.

3A. If model questions why you are using a Yapoo email acount claim your sites' email is down so you are having to use Yahpoo.

4. When the shit hits the fan blag it with a couple of random Limited companies that either have nothing to do with porn or have been redundant for 4 years or more.

5. If found out claim that you have moved business and blatently try to make said model look like a total cunt whilst retaining good profile.

Well there is my five or so tips to being a complete wanker on the forums and hopefully you can even get a shag out of it.... providing mother doesn't bust you..

Ron T. 'Wankalot' Storm