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[Ron T. Storm]

Hope you have enjoyed Myson's latest videos. Has given me more time to fume.

Oh damn, my post is about sad little wankers (nope I am not talking about myself this time).

My guide to making porn.

How not to get established in the business but still be able to have a wank into a pair of used stained girls' panties:

Also AKA My Guide to getting your jollies having a wank fantasizing over a model you have no chance of booking:

1. Set up a Yahpoo account and claim to be from another site but. whoo hooo you must contact me on iwantafreeshagbutmymomwont letme@yahpoo.com which has no bearing to said website name.

2. Post on BGAFD with a zero rating or a rating at least under 10... where you have sent some right feeble responses to other peoples' postings hoping you will get credit by just doing 10 postings, or less.

2A. I advise defending a totally random models' rant to get her and her buddies on your side - makes you look a real professional dude.

3. Really emphasize that you have a professional site, even though you have a Yahpoo account to resond through.

3A. If model questions why you are using a Yapoo email acount claim your sites' email is down so you are having to use Yahpoo.

4. When the shit hits the fan blag it with a couple of random Limited companies that either have nothing to do with porn or have been redundant for 4 years or more.

5. If found out claim that you have moved business and blatently try to make said model look like a total cunt whilst retaining good profile.

Well there is my five or so tips to being a complete wanker on the forums and hopefully you can even get a shag out of it.... providing mother doesn't bust you..

Ron T. 'Wankalot' Storm

[Snow Patrol]

Glad to see you back on BGAFD Matt ! LOL

[erotic images]

PMSL so damm true though LOL

[Matt P]

5a) If a model raises concerns or warns others about you then try to deflect attention by attacking them with a disguisting spiteful lie in an attempt to damage their career & thus make yourself seem justified in not "hiring" them. While employing this tatic please feel free to pester & harass your target so they are less likely to expose your next scam. Remember to have anything that makes you look bad removed from the forum.

Lol this industry attracts a lot of wankers.

[James not Bond]

6. A website that is actually up and running contacts models that they have seen on other sites asking about making a booking.

Model decides, for whatever reason, not to take up the offer. The reply to the model is 'Thank fuck, coz James from UK Girls Downloads said you were a crap shag'.

Said model contacts me upset at what has been said (actually it was in an email), and I spend the rest of the evening convincing that I had not said such a thing. Thankfully model remembers who contacted her, but in her state of distress deletes said emails.

I contact said website owner to be told 'Sorry mate, my account was hacked, dunno who sent that'.

Hmm, said email was from the domain of the website and said email addy is still being used to this day by said website owner.

The point I am making here is that it does not have to be anybody from outside the industry that is trying to fuck with you.

And said website owner does use this forum, he makes posts.