Bat Fucks Dark Night

[one eyed jack]

The giant pussy has got to be CGI

[Dace]

ahh I see, thanks Hiwatt

[Ron T. Storm]

Sorry One Eyed jack to undercut your costs.Can I have a five to make it.... five million.

On another note that Spartacus TV show in America is amazing. I reckon Paul could do an excellent remake of Caligula Would be amazing as he's got a better idea of how to do porn and mainstream looking at his work so far. Go on Hiwatt remake that film. It can only be better in my personal opinion. Imagine paul as the emperor. I think he was born to play this part.


PS. I could play a Eunuch.. and One Eyed Jack could play Spartacus. Lolly Badcock would be ideal as the Emporer's Sister/Love Interest.

[one eyed jack]

Spartacus eh? Mmm I like the sound of that.

"I'm Spartacus bitch!"

Sounds better than that woolly woofter "Perseus"

[one eyed jack]

Oi Ron! Stop undercutting me. My vision included legions of soldiers shagging fair maidens by the thousands.

My movie would be so hot it would leave mofos in a coma with their tongues hanging out with drool dripping out the corners of their mouths man...Trust you to undercut me by $145 million!!!!

[one eyed jack]

And I want sequel rights and final cut!

[Ron T. Storm]

Hee hee. You need to firm up for your role OEJ whilst I have 'trained' for years for mine as a burger munchin' Eunuch. I look the perfect part now.

Come on Hiwatt speak to Paul, I think it could be bloody good fun and OEJ and me would be on board to do it. Heck I will even sign a model release and pay my own travel to be in this. PS I can shag when required

[Ron T. Storm]

Totally agree with you there. Mind you I fucked Cate Harrington in flat and it was jolly good fun.

[Snappy]

If you're looking for a huge cunt, what about Piers Morgan?