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Yep, doesn't surprise me at all. I keep harking on about it folks BUT there simply ain't no money anymore in production. Shit we used to go away on trips to Australia etc to shoot for Private with budgets of $60,000 upwards. Nowadays there is virtually no budget - it's more like let's see what you can pull it in for and then we'll see !
The business has become a sad, sad JOKE ! Or as I prefer to say it's gone up it's own arse !
To think I once spent ?50 on chocolate truffles for an ex`s christmas and all I got was seaweed.
Bukkake shots where you are with a few other guys...is fucking gay.
In fact, about pulling trains with a woman...you wanna have sex with other guys and mix your sperm with theirs...you're just using a woman as a conduit.
Hey, you don't want any of he mass produced sugary shit. Get yourself some proper Belgian chocolate.
And to trump all the other offers, I'm a (basic) qualified chocolatier, with a 20kg sack of finest milk callets nearby, and the ability to mould it into anything you want, with any filling you like.