Linsey hardcore video PROOF!

[dave]

Here is ABSOLUTE proof that its on its way.

http://www.bbfc.co.uk/

Go here,then to videos,and on june 19th,its there.

[SID THE CYNIC]

mmmmmmm...... we'll see!!!!!!

Hugs,


Sidxxx

[Artful Alex]

I'm a wee bit sceptical about this too, what with me being one of the mugs who purchased her last supposedly 'hardcore' video so while we're on the subject I've re-posted my earlier message, as it went down quite well (I hope you'll forgive this repeat but I'm running low on new material at the moment):


I've been getting a bit peeved with the oft-repeated questions "Has LDM done hardcore?", "Will she ever do it?" etc so I thought I'd settle this matter once and for all. To this end I nicked Mystic Meg's crystal ball and can now report on what the future holds for Linsey...


2002 An advert placed by the company Aitkin & Clinton Associates in that highly reputable publication "The Sport" announcing a video of "Linsey Dawn McKenzie in Real Sex Scenes!". The video turns out to be 59 minutes of Linsey taking her clothes off followed by 30 seconds of a man wearing pants standing in the same room.

2004 Another advert appears for a video featuring 'Linsey in Hard Core Scenes'. When ordered, it turns out to be Linsey eating the inner part of an apple.

2006 Linsey's first "genuine hard core sex scene" is shown to pay-per-view customers of Sky Digital, although unfortunately Sky neglect to point out until the last minute that this is to be a radio broadcast so subscribers are left somewhat disappointed.

2010 An advert appears in The Daily Telegraph (by now one of the leading purveyors of pornography) by Aitkin & Clinton Associates announcing "Look, We'll Level With You, We're A Bunch Of Crooks But, Hey, If You Don't Give Us Another Chance How Will We Ever Manage To Reform Ourselves? This One Really Is A Hardcore Video Of Linsey Dawn McKenzie. I Swear On My Mother's Life!" When ordered, it turns out to be an episode of Little House on the Prairie - with all the racy bits taken out.

2015 The Prime Minister, the Rt Hon Ben Dover, announces in the House that ?10million of lottery money is to be paid to Linsey on condition that she does a real hard core film. Linsey accepts the money. Later she announces that she has lost the money down her cleavage and therefore will not be doing the film after all.

2020 Another video is advertised: "Linsey having intercourse with a Chippendale" and turns out to feature her talking to an antique Victorian chair.

2030 Linsey is made a Dame by King William V for "Services to Fleecing the British Public". When she kneels before the him, William can't resist doing the "And while you're down there..." joke, to great public acclaim (sense of humour being one of the few things not to have progressed in the 21st century).

2038 Linsey collects her bus pass.

2050 Contributors to BGAFD finally stop speculating about whether Linsey will ever do a hard core video.

2065 Now aged 87, Linsey finally makes her first full on hard core movie, featuring deep throat cock-sucking, double anal, gang bangs, quadruple penetration, bondage, watersports, domination, ass-to-mouth, multiple 'bukkake' cumshots, dwarves and goats.
It sells three copies.
Linsey is later quoted as saying "Oh dear. Do you think I left it a bit late?"

[dave]

OK lets look at the FACTS.
All the other 'hardcore ' linsey vids were advertised in shit like the daily sport.
You could tell thet werent real and I can understand why youre sceptical.
This one is by Score,who have never sold any of her vids as anything that they werent.They recently brought out Chloe Vevriers first hardcore video,and even though it was not very good,it was what it said.This was also called Chloes hardcore debut.
This one is 'Linseys hardcore debut'

IMO this IS genuine.It will also be sold in the US and they would not accept being ripped off.If her USA fans bought a video called Linseys hardcore debut and it wasnt Score would be in trouble.
That is the difference,the production company.

The only thing that is in question is the quality of the scene.It could be quite short.
But it is genuine.TRUST ME.

When will it be available,that i dont know,could be a while

[dave]

PS,the only problem will be the cost,they aint cheap.Prob $39.95 plus $10.00p+p.thats about ?32 ish.
A bit steep.

[Clunk]

The BBFC listing;

I must say it's very intriguing, but to be honest, it's by no means proof that it involves Linsey Dawn McKenzie . Why doesn't it have her name under "Cast" ? Also it's approval date was a few day's ago, so their should be a massive surge of publicity throughout the 'biz & people in the know !

God, I hope it is the real thing though !!!

[dave]

Clunk,name another Linsey,i cant,so it probably(95%)is her.
Secondly this is only the certification of a master tape.
It'll take a while for them to get it copied,covered etc etc.
Your last point about 'people in the know' well IMO thats US,and were just finding out about it.
Remember it was only passed for certification a few days ago.

The only other way to really confirm this is to email Score and ask them.Or email John graham @ double d.(if you know his email)

[Shaun]

For some reason recently I had a Media pack from the Sport group of papers sent to me, it contained a load of info about their advertising rates etc. One sheet of paper that was included related to videos advertised, these must fall within BBFC guidelines or no go. A full page ad was in excess of ?2k, how mant punters do you have to rip off to get your money back?

[Clunk]

Hi dave,

Hey, I'm not knocking you, mate, in fact well done for finding the BBFC listing . You're right I can't think of another "Linsey" that's done anything for Score .
In fact I'll go as far as to say there isn't one, not one that's worth making a "starring" vid' about anyway ! That's why i'm getting well excited, but still disbelief keeps creeping into my head .

Like you said yourself, "probably 95% is her", I agree with your maths, but that means 5% doubt, and that's a frustrating thought .

[dave]

Sure,
Actually i'm personally 100% sure its her and genuine,I only said
95% to hedge my bets a bit,you know cover my back, just in case.........