Excuses Excuses

[Robin]

I am sure that many of us have ordred porn from the internet or other mail order services. Many of us including myself live in a household where i aim to keep my porn a secret. When the brown package arrives, what excuses do you coem up with???? any funny ones??

ps: is the big bang ever gonna be available on dvd?

[Ace]

My personal fave I used when living with my ex-girlfriend, was to send myself a pre-recorded tape of Chelsea 1997 FA Cup Final. I then placed it behind my meter cupboard which was next to inside the front door, so when 'we' came home, she would see a brown envelope. I would fuss her into getting the kettle on or a pissy excuse like getting the shopping from the car, I would then switch packages, and when she looked 'concerned' about this brown envelope, I would ask her to go ahead and open it, disguise my delight of the Chelsea video, and she never suspected a thing.

[steve56]

sounds a like mission impossible story.

[Ace]

No Steve its real. Trust me. Only happened once when I was expecting a 'package'

[IdolDroog]

lol u ppl really shouldnt have secrets in relationships tsk even i kno that and im like a quarter ur age mauhahahah.....nah but seriously i do feel for u cos at least my generation have the benefit of more girls being tolerable/liking/loving porn so its less of an issue

[richierich]

I operated a very silimlar system Ace, only differences were that it was when I lived at home with my parents and it was a Lenny Henry vid on one occassion and not the Chelsea vid

[Darkow]

Ace, what's the difference between a Chelsea footbal tape and a porn tape?! To me, none, except you can get pleasure from watching one.....

[adult channel]

We will be starting an R18 vhs/dvd service later this year, although we haven't decided the release schedule yet, details will be posted here.

[Ace]

It HAD to be a tape I had to have a reason to send off for as most video titles are obtainable in any high street, so I used the Chelsea tape because pissy Nuneaton wouldn't have it in stock!! Cool, huh?
I have another wrapped and sealed ready for a tape Im 'expecting' this week, its another Chelsea one, year in review 2002-03 season.

[Ace]

Lenny Henry? Richie, I REALLY wouldn't admit to that!!!!!