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There's some bargains in blank video tapes as the format enters its final phase if you look around.

Buy three 180s for ?2.99 and get three extra free - brand name, too.

I think I saw them in Smiths.

"Maybe you shouldn't have watched so many".

Never read 'em: just plug in and get on with it.

Which is why I keep burning my hair with the toaster, while trying to hang a picture with the curling-tongs, and cleaning the carpet with the Black & Decker.............