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Re: The Best of British
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 6:41 pm
by videokim
Now! Now! girls & boys remember at some time everyone of us will work or have worked with most of the people on this forum so lets all try to get on.
The new fad in porn is what where all doing, giving the public a wide choice of different films from different producers. Some will say their work is the best & may be right but at the end of the day we all know by our own sales
who's right. Since crossing the line from amateur to pro i've noticed how on edge you all are with each other which could be why there's not the same unity as that in the amateur circuit, chill out! enjoy life!
Kim
Re: Whats the new fad in UK porn at the moment
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 6:44 pm
by Wendy
OD,
Your selective quoting is a trick often employed by the tabloid press. What I actually said was:
'So Officer Dibble thinks models might feel intellectually intimidated by the level of some of the debates and discussions'. I see, I'm a porn actress therefore I must be thick huh? Never mind that I've taken part in university debating society debates about porn. Maybe it's stereotypical views like that that put people off!
Porn actress doesn't mean stupid. Porn Producer doesn't mean rip-off merchant. Porn lover doesn't mean sad pervert. OK?
I will post/reply if I think I can contribute to a debate/answer questions and it's interesting. Sometimes things do get a little banal and some threads sometimes go off at a tangent which can be annoying. However, I'm staying and often sing the praises of the BGAFD to those who haven't heard of it'
......and this thread is going off at a tangent but no doubt the last paragraph is true of most on here.
Wendy
Re: The Best of British
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 6:50 pm
by Wendy
Kim,
You're right of course. However, OD and I go back a long way on this forum!
Wendy XXX
Re: Whats the new fad in UK porn at the moment
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 7:19 pm
by Officer Dibble
Whoa! The great man speaks! Looks like I've inadvertently rattled Joe's cage in committing the heresy of likening myself to a porno version of the great Stanley Kubrick.
"How dare you compare yourself to the genius of cinema. "
Hey, man. He who dares...
But you're right about the dental chicks. I was down there only yesterday would you believe? And yes, now you come to mention it, while I was waiting in the reception room, however much I tried to focus on the terrors to come my mind kept drifting away to the nurses and receptionists - idly speculating what they had on under those wonderfully demure outfits. Imaging scenarios where I was alone in the building with one or more of 'em. Imaging one of them coming over, self consciously sitting on my lap and confessing that she didn't normally do this kind of thing, but had admired me from afar for ages (Hey, indulge me. Anything's possible in fantasy land) She then leans over and kisses me full on the mouth. I feel a sensory jolt - the softness of her cheek, the fullness and redness of her lips, her intoxicating smell - a heady combination of perfume and woman that trips my circuit breaker over into lust mode. Of course do the gentlemanly thing and reciprocate, puting my arm round her waist, while at the same time running my other hand up her skirt... till I come to her stocking top. Then, another jolt of excitement and electricity as I touch her warm, soft, thigh. My breathing becoming heavier... I sense her awareness of these facts as a similar tremor course through her body. Her clinch and kisses becoming ever more passionate. My hand is still on her velvety soft thigh. Another couple of inches to go and I'll be right upto her hot... OFFICER DIBBLE!... OFFICER DIBBLE!...Huh?... What?...The doctor will see you now...You were miles away Officer. Day dreaming about apprehending crooks and the like, hey?...Oh, er, yes. Of course Miss Goodbody.
Officer Dibble.
Re: The Best of British
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 7:52 pm
by Officer Dibble
Yes, I think Wendy's always laboured under the impression that I don't respect her as a woman, an intelligent woman, and indeed a businesswoman. Which is why she always on the defensive and indeed offensive when we converse. But that's not the case Wendy. I do take you seriously as both a model (I recall some years ago picking up a Fiona Cooper catalogue and thinking - Well, what a load of mingers. The only one I fancy here is that bird in the green nurses uniform with the genuine bush.) And a business lady. Wendy?s determined, feisty, pushes her product and she's no doubt far more organised than yours truly.
That Wendy is so touchy about what I think (as opposed to any other Tom, Dick, etc) I take as the unconscious respect and regard she has for me and my opinion. Even if those opinions differ.
So, lighten up Wendy. It doesn?t have to be war.
Officer Dibble - Brandishing an olive branch
Re: The Latest Fad...
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 9:02 pm
by Officer Dibble
What?s your problem stonevid? I?ve noticed that almost all your posts are short and negative ? very negative. You came to my attention when you laced into Marie-Louise in a recent ?Professionalism of models? debate.
I was quite shocked at the invective of your attack. Marie-Louise was in a defensive posture, all she was saying was ?please don?t lump me with those unprofessional models? She didn?t front you up or anything, yet you laced into her in a very mean, unnecessary way. I found that quite disturbing. You also seemed to have a dig at me in the same thread, but I couldn?t be sure because despite your criticism of Marie-Louise?s lucidness and readableness you yourself were a paragon of obliqueness ? replying not to me, but to your own earlier post!
And furthermore, it was very odd that you should have had a go at me anyway ? since the imagined slight that set you off must have been in my post, which was in reply to yours, where I was agreeing with what you had said! I even thought it was a good post. Very odd indeed. The impression I got at the time was off someone with a problem. An attitude problem. The person you say Hi! Or ?Hello, how are you doing?? to and they respond by enquiring why you are taking the piss and threaten to kill you. At the time I took a charitable line and thought Nah. He?s probably had a bad day and feeling irritable with the world. But that?s not the case is it stonevid. You do indeed have a serious attitude problem? Not just with me, but the whole world? I usually scoff at such poncyness as ?counselling? but maybe you really do need it?
If you don?t like my material fine. Don?t bother reading my posts, I won?t be offended. But others do like it and pine for more when I?m gone for extended periods. The piece you have just taken exception to was meant to be entertaining and mildly amusing. I wasn?t being serious. If you have an opposite opinion fine, lets? debate it. But getting personal means you have lost the argument, can? accept it, your frustrated and clutching at straws. It could also mean you have behavioural problems and have difficulty relating to others in social situations. You complained about not being able to get models in an earlier thread. Well, could that be because you are such a nice laidback chap?
Officer Dibble.