Don't know alfie, it seems to change every week nowadays. But whatever it is you can safely assume that it is something totally irrelevant to real world sex. Somthing superfluous, pretentious, and about as erotically charged as a trip to the dentist.
Officer Dibble
Whats the new fad in UK porn at the moment
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Re: Whats the new fad in UK porn at the moment
On the whole yes. But sometimes we Brits take an American fad/trend and add our own inimitable twist off small-time naffness.
Officer Dibble.
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Re: Whats the new fad in UK porn at the moment
You've been back a couple of weeks Officer. Oh how I've missed you and your well-founded(??!!) opinions and mysogynism. Perhaps you'd care to answer these questions:
1. What have you produced in the last year or so?
2. Have you seen the features I've produced recently? I don't believe they are 'irrelevant, superfluous, pretentious....' and they certainly seem to be selling well.
3. Are you going to honour us with your presence at the next BGAFD Event in April or will you be sitting in your Police Box scared to come out?
Wendy XXX
1. What have you produced in the last year or so?
2. Have you seen the features I've produced recently? I don't believe they are 'irrelevant, superfluous, pretentious....' and they certainly seem to be selling well.
3. Are you going to honour us with your presence at the next BGAFD Event in April or will you be sitting in your Police Box scared to come out?
Wendy XXX
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Re: Whats the new fad in UK porn at the moment
Hello Wendy. I thought you might have been missing the old Officer's input. After all, there doesn?t seem to be any other member of the forum who ever has anything the least bit interesting enough to say that would warrant your comment, or a thread worthy enough to justify your participation? You must be bursting with things to say now that at long last there's someone present of sufficient calibre for you to be seen conversing with?
What have I produced lately? Not a lot I grant you. But then again I consider myself the Stanley Kubrick of adult erotica, spending aeons contemplating a project. Turning over in my mind both the metaphysical and existential implications of my participation in a post-modern revolution of 21st Century commercial erotica. Developing a profound sense of self and the conviction that any work that bears my mark must force the viewer to confront his or her own dark lust, secret longings and untrammelled desires. To set the agenda for an introspective examination of the soul as it relates to man?s throbbing stonka - if not his avarice for sexual gratification. And, most of all, to promote the viewer to a stratified plane of consciousness where they might attain the requisite lightness of being to become one with their spurting cocks and spasming twats!
But having said that, I have in the past twelve months, despite untimely intervention by malevolent anti-fuck forces, produced modest works featuring some of the finest international models that money can hire. Namely, Adele Stephens, Kellemarie, Lucy Gresty, Denise Davies and also shot alongside Britain?s most celebrated producer of quality erotica, the legendary Remington Steel.
And misogynist? Moi? Where? When? How? Dear lady, I fear you have done me a grave personal injustice. For 'tis I, Officer Dibble, the porniest peeler in the land, who has single handedly defended traditional feminine virtues and instigated a campaign to reinstate them into mainstream culture and British public life. I deserve to be offered a Knighthood.
Gratified to hear that you?re making a living Wendy. Perchance if I did make it to ?the do? you could help out a poor old porno veteran and buy me a magnum of Krug?
Police box? Scared to come out? Madame, getting let out is a luxury I?ve come to savour.
Officer Dibble
What have I produced lately? Not a lot I grant you. But then again I consider myself the Stanley Kubrick of adult erotica, spending aeons contemplating a project. Turning over in my mind both the metaphysical and existential implications of my participation in a post-modern revolution of 21st Century commercial erotica. Developing a profound sense of self and the conviction that any work that bears my mark must force the viewer to confront his or her own dark lust, secret longings and untrammelled desires. To set the agenda for an introspective examination of the soul as it relates to man?s throbbing stonka - if not his avarice for sexual gratification. And, most of all, to promote the viewer to a stratified plane of consciousness where they might attain the requisite lightness of being to become one with their spurting cocks and spasming twats!
But having said that, I have in the past twelve months, despite untimely intervention by malevolent anti-fuck forces, produced modest works featuring some of the finest international models that money can hire. Namely, Adele Stephens, Kellemarie, Lucy Gresty, Denise Davies and also shot alongside Britain?s most celebrated producer of quality erotica, the legendary Remington Steel.
And misogynist? Moi? Where? When? How? Dear lady, I fear you have done me a grave personal injustice. For 'tis I, Officer Dibble, the porniest peeler in the land, who has single handedly defended traditional feminine virtues and instigated a campaign to reinstate them into mainstream culture and British public life. I deserve to be offered a Knighthood.
Gratified to hear that you?re making a living Wendy. Perchance if I did make it to ?the do? you could help out a poor old porno veteran and buy me a magnum of Krug?
Police box? Scared to come out? Madame, getting let out is a luxury I?ve come to savour.
Officer Dibble
Re: Whats the new fad in UK porn at the moment
386 words! As usual you speak volumes and say very little.
I must say that I take great offence at your first paragraph but then I expect that was your intention. I only say things when I've got something to say and I think people might be interested. To imply I'm scornful of those on this forum is an insult. I suggest the evidence of my support for the BGAFD is all I need to defend myself.
I am pleased you're working again though. Makes a change to produce your own stuff doesn't it? Oh and yes, I do know who you are!
Wendy
I must say that I take great offence at your first paragraph but then I expect that was your intention. I only say things when I've got something to say and I think people might be interested. To imply I'm scornful of those on this forum is an insult. I suggest the evidence of my support for the BGAFD is all I need to defend myself.
I am pleased you're working again though. Makes a change to produce your own stuff doesn't it? Oh and yes, I do know who you are!
Wendy
Re: Whats the new fad in UK porn at the moment
'The Stanley Kubrick of adult erotica' - a cold experimental auteur of film - go for it! How dare you compare yourself to the genius of cinema.
A trip to the dentist is not erotically charged? Have you got monkeys as dental asistants then?
A trip to the dentist is not erotically charged? Have you got monkeys as dental asistants then?
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Re: Whats the new fad in UK porn at the moment
"I must say that I take great offence at your first paragraph but then I expect that was your intention."
The lady doth protest her outrage too much. Just an observation Wendy, and yes, a gentle (gentlemanly?) dig. But contrary to your protestations of respect to every bgafd post I do seem to recall on a previous occasion when someone (not me) pulled you up about your lack of participation in discussions and debates you gave one of your reasons as being that many of the posts were simply "banal" and you gave the impression that it was beneath you to engage in such vacuous tittle-tattle. I guess I could dig the relevant post out of the old bgafd archives, but I don't have time at the mo. I am, you'll be disappointed to hear, engaged in the gainful and non-nefarious task of producing and authoring a well cushty adult DVD featuring the spectacularly well endowed Denise Davies! Wheyhey!
"Oh and yes, I do know who you are!"
Since we share many of the same friends and colleagues I would be gobsmaked if this were not so. But why the 'Ah, ha!' tone? As though you had discovered some wondrous and amazing secret?
Officer Dibble
The lady doth protest her outrage too much. Just an observation Wendy, and yes, a gentle (gentlemanly?) dig. But contrary to your protestations of respect to every bgafd post I do seem to recall on a previous occasion when someone (not me) pulled you up about your lack of participation in discussions and debates you gave one of your reasons as being that many of the posts were simply "banal" and you gave the impression that it was beneath you to engage in such vacuous tittle-tattle. I guess I could dig the relevant post out of the old bgafd archives, but I don't have time at the mo. I am, you'll be disappointed to hear, engaged in the gainful and non-nefarious task of producing and authoring a well cushty adult DVD featuring the spectacularly well endowed Denise Davies! Wheyhey!
"Oh and yes, I do know who you are!"
Since we share many of the same friends and colleagues I would be gobsmaked if this were not so. But why the 'Ah, ha!' tone? As though you had discovered some wondrous and amazing secret?
Officer Dibble