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Dear Up and coming.
If you are already worried about a drop of piss. I think you are coming into the wrong industry. Try flower arranging, you might not get as messy. And why should Ben give a fuck, about his hair, he's knobbed thousands of girls,anddrives a selection of the worlds finest cars.
If I wre you thinking about the business, I would think again about taking the mick out of the most influencial people in the industry as it is a very small pond in which we fish, You would be amazed at how difficult it will be if you allienate chaps like Ben,
That is a piece of free advice from someone who's learnet the hard way.

Thank God he does'nt want to be another me! We can all rest easy in our little beds

What?

Did anybody read the first email?

I only used bens name because its a well known name to compare yourself to. And now Ive got the whole fuckin porno scene on my back!

Im not taking shots at anyone, i you want to have a go at someone try jumper, he the one who said ben looked like rod hull, I just said I dont look like that.And people can piss on whoever the hell they want to, and give me a few years Ill probably be bathing in the stuff like marino.


So can we please chill out, stop reaing too much into what I said and look at it this way.

I want to make really good porn, ive got high aspirations, and you want to see really good porn.

So just gimme some good advice and maybe you will all see the proof is in the pudding.

And your own sexual puns there.

On the way to the top, and cant be stopped.

Porn prince.

As an earlier posting said ...... create your masterpiece first then come on and brag, boast, gloat, do what you have to do, just get your product, we will then judge it. That way you dont get critiscism dont come on saying your this that and the other until you have shot and released your product.

Just a friendly piece of advice thats all.

As Ben said once in a tv interview: far to often he hears that blokes say they can fuck for England when in reality its a very small percentage that can do it. I personally think that the Bragging of being able to produce the next best porn films and being able to fuck on film go hand in hand.

Get your Product then let us judge you.

That's better.......a little less bumptious and a little more humble. Apart from the last bit: Oh, to be young and cocky again.........
See? You're learning already: and if you're as good as you say, then we all wish you well and look forward to your first and, hopefully, subsequent efforts.
Making BAD porn is very easy: the good stuff is infinitely much harder.
Choose your models for their personality more than their looks (otherwise you get man shagging blow-up doll): if you find a reasonably-attractive stud who can keep it up under the lights etc, guard him with your life. Treat your actors/associates with respect.
Spend a bit on sets/clothing, and don't just jump straight in to the sex- then again, don't hang around TOO long. Only experience will teach you this.
Music? Forget it. Too many ways of offending the viewers' tastes.
Camerapersons? At LEAST two, one for close-ups, and don't neglect middle-distance shots.
DON'T script dialogue. DO script action.
All the above just for starters: ask the experts for the rest. If you haven't pissed them all off by now, they might just teach you a thing or two.
Jane Campion.

Go for it son. You want to take a shot. I'll tell you what it takes-Money for your models,equipment and depending how far you want to go, perhaps location costs, make-up etc. But first dont go for glossy production. Practice your camera work, produce SOMETHING & then let the experts tell you the rights & wrongs. It's "suck it and see" Jesus! what a metaphor for this!!
Anyway-GO FOR IT. Regardless of our own format, we all started the same way.

Dear Sir,
Advice and suggestions:
If you want to sell your videos safe and with discreetion -
you will probably need an oversea adress.
Safe.fast and excellent service.
For any further:

E mail on:

Mr_nice_man75@hotmail.com

One eyed jack prod.
European agent
Mr.B.