Oh, sod it: I'll risk it.......

[jj]

......especially the type with extra nuts.

[ging]

Well as we are having a pop...go to google and enter "french military victories" and hit I'm feeling lucky.....

[woodgnome]

er, there is no time lag between your posting something and it becoming available as a search term. you could just be experiencing one of "those" days.

re. post-it notes - strangely enough, i have dozens stuck all over the places, yet i can't recall ever having had cause to look at one...

[golostruda]

Meanwhile, back in a world where people really don't give a fuck about the macho posturing and circle-jerk that is warfare, I give you Serge Gainsbourg, Vanessa Paradis and Draghixa. Frankly, the more the French want to make love not war, the more I take my hat (and trousers) off to them.

[Caractacus]

Without a doubt the most erudite, witty and pant-wettingly funny post on this site ever. JJ, take a bow.

[Marcel Marceau]

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[jj]

There's a lot to be said for a nation that prefers screwing (and that artistically) to fighting.
Just as well they're so poor at the latter........

[jj]

The credit goes to an anonymous source.
I am merely a talent-spotter (although without Mr Cowell's attendant personality defects, hopefully....).

[jj]

This joke is now on display at the Victoria and Albert Museum, along with 'why did the chicken....'?

[Wink Wink]

jj........your appilcation to be a member of Her Majesty's Goverment is in the post.