Ultimate Fantasy

[jj]

That's because of all the greasy chips they eat.......

[jj]

OK: you're a very silly boy, and your nose is big. Yah boo sucks !!
How's that for teasing ?

[Dr Zoidberg]

...there's a disturbing trend in there of antipathy to Mr Whiteley, though....
Warmed me cockles, nevertheless.
Mine would probably involve Tanya Beckett, a copy of the FT, lots of Guinness, some nice fig rolls and the Dagenham Girl Pipers.

[Dr Zoidberg]

This is one that will almost certainly, and thankfully, remain in the realms of fantasy where it belongs.

[Dr Zoidberg]

Does anyone else share my fondness for squid, and other shellfish?
Just thought I'd ask.........

[Wink Wink]

Having a long line of nubile young ladies forming a queue outside my bed roomdoor..............a different one for each day:

Monday: Blond with big tits & neatly shaved pussy who loves giving blow jobs.
Tuesday: Brunette with pert tits & slighty shaved pussy who loves doing 69.
Wednesday: Dark haired with deep tan who loves doing doggy style.
Thursday: Ginger haired with freckles on cheeks who loves fucking while on top.
Friday: Red head with nipples like coat hooks who loves having her tits covered in cum.
Saturday: Stawberry blond with cheeky smile who loves licking cum.
Sunday: (Day of rest)

One can dream can't they?

[steve56]

hey wink wink,they could make a film about it called the knack or has thast been done.

[John McEnroe]

Thinking along the same lines but on a much grander scale

I'm a Sheihk based in Bermuda and my Harem numbers 364 nubile women

1 for every day of the year

chow
JM

[jj]

364?
Leaves you one short (two in Leap Years), surely?
Or do Sheiks count differently?

[magoo]

He lives in Bermuda. So the extra day probably vanished in the triangle.