Whats your Ultimate Fantasy, mine is to go to the chippy at the top of our villiage, where the fittest girl in the world works (take it from me), she has a smile on her face as she greets me, and ask,s me what I would like, I say, 'pudding and chips', she says, 'would you like gravy' I say yes please, as she turns round to get it, she has no back on her apron, so I can see that cute ass, just with a white thong on, whilst she,s serving me, she ask,s 'will there be anything else' I say, 'like what?, she say,s 'would you like some peas and a cup of tea? only if you do you,ll have to have it at my place(no pun intended) with a big halibut grin on her face, I say OK, but only if you have sky!,the fantasy finishes when we get back to her house, and intimacy takes place.
I wonder if other readers would like to share thier fav fantasy!
Lizard.(clearly loosing the pot)
Ultimate Fantasy
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buttsie
Re: Ultimate Fantasy
Sex without having to date thats free
cheers
B....OZ
PS No Liz i think you've found the pot but maybe not the plot...lol
cheers
B....OZ
PS No Liz i think you've found the pot but maybe not the plot...lol
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Wink Wink
Re: Ultimate Fantasy
Having sex with a big titted girl.....just love to see them bounce & have something to get my hands on.
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Elton Dong
not my Ultimate Fantasy but......
Id be asked to take part in 'Countdown' !
Sitting in the green room enjoying a pint and i get passed a note
....please visit me in my dressing room ... I need to run over a few things before the show ...Carol x x x
ummmm.... so i go to the dressing room and knock ...
'Who is it'? asks Carol,
'Its me Elton' !!!
'DING DONG ..come in you big naughty boy'
i go in .... and sitting in a high back chair with her back to me (so i can only see the back of her head) is Carol .
'Your not very good at numbers are you Elton' she askes
'ER ....no' i say,
'then iam going to have to teach you' and with that she spins her chair around ... and shes wearing black lace see through bra and matching pantys and of course black stocking pull up's that go all the way down to her black high heeled shoes .... but iam really knocked back buy her hair in ponytails and the dirty look in her eyes........
It seems like three days pass with me just looking at her getting the biggest tent pole of my life...until she says,
' how many dildo's iam i holding up '
'Three' i say...
' and how many places have i got to put them' she asked,
' er..... cupboard....er....draw....handbag....' i just about reply
'no you silly man ' she shouts ..and with that stands up and pulls her pantys down to her ankles and sits back down...spreads her legs and
starts to play with her pussy which is slightly shaved pink and very very wet..
' no i mean these kind of places to put them' and then says
' you put them in and count out loud '
so i put one up to her pussy ...but she shakes her head ...puts her arms around her legs and leans back to show me her rustybadge.
'in their first' she askes
I wet the end in my mouth hoping for some old aftertaste and plunge
it in .....'ooohhhhhhh' 'ahhhhhhh' 'push it in more...'
i do , and now its up to its hilt.... but Carol wants more .
so she removes her bra...wow what amazing small firm breasts you have Carol ....she likes me saying that and starts to rub her left nipple .
'See what happens if you switch one of those dildo's on and touch my nipple' she asked
i fumble with the on off dial for a second and the small crome dildo comes to life ...... its cold and as soon as i touch her nipple with it ...she moans and her nipple's become very large , she turns in the chair and askes me to turn on the one in her arse !!! of course i do..
' ER ..shall i use the other dildo' i half ask
'NO' she says iam too turned on for plastic and crome i want a hot flesh rod,fuck me Now
and grabs me by my jeans ripping apart the button flys ...an ash tray and a couple of countdown pens i stole earlyer fall to the floor , but she's after only one thing ...and starts to suck my cock ... this is the best blow ive ever had ...i tell her ..... 'come over to my dressing table and fuck me hard ' she askes ...wow you bet ...but at that point a knock on the door .....
'Carol'...'Carol'.....knock knock
'Fuck its whitless Whiteley' she says
'he allways askes me to wank off he's little tadger before the show'
'what are we going to do' i ask losing my erection by the second..
'do you mind him watching? ' she asked
'iam not having him put me off with he's fucking loud jacket and stupid cunt jokes' i say
'Piss off dickhead' she shouts ...... and he's gone.
'Oh ... were has mister dong gone ' she's looking down at mini me .
'i know how to make him stand up proud' and with that she starts to suck me off ...and wow her lips are so nice going up and down on my shaft the tip of her tounge makeing my bellend swell up... when
'Cough'
'where did that come from ' asked Carol
'i think it was outside the door ' says me
'Whiteley...the basterd ' ' ill teach him to look through my keyhole' and with that Carol pushes her chair to the door opens her legs and pisses at the keyhole'!!!!
' AHHHGGGGGG ' followed by the sound of running
'that go rid of him' 'now are you gonna cum on my tits or what ' she asked
'or am i gonna have to golden shower you?'
i started to do her from behind standing up ,her piss dripping pussy was so tight (for a mother of how ever many)she pulled out the anal dildo and forced my cock inside her arse and pushed me back in the chair ...she was riding me backward cowboy style and screaming harder!! harder!!cuming all the time untill she pulled my cock out and started sucking again 'but this is were i want you to cum' she pointed at those firm tits and i just had to please
so i shot my wad hitting her tits and face ......
Vowel please Carol......
Sitting in the green room enjoying a pint and i get passed a note
....please visit me in my dressing room ... I need to run over a few things before the show ...Carol x x x
ummmm.... so i go to the dressing room and knock ...
'Who is it'? asks Carol,
'Its me Elton' !!!
'DING DONG ..come in you big naughty boy'
i go in .... and sitting in a high back chair with her back to me (so i can only see the back of her head) is Carol .
'Your not very good at numbers are you Elton' she askes
'ER ....no' i say,
'then iam going to have to teach you' and with that she spins her chair around ... and shes wearing black lace see through bra and matching pantys and of course black stocking pull up's that go all the way down to her black high heeled shoes .... but iam really knocked back buy her hair in ponytails and the dirty look in her eyes........
It seems like three days pass with me just looking at her getting the biggest tent pole of my life...until she says,
' how many dildo's iam i holding up '
'Three' i say...
' and how many places have i got to put them' she asked,
' er..... cupboard....er....draw....handbag....' i just about reply
'no you silly man ' she shouts ..and with that stands up and pulls her pantys down to her ankles and sits back down...spreads her legs and
starts to play with her pussy which is slightly shaved pink and very very wet..
' no i mean these kind of places to put them' and then says
' you put them in and count out loud '
so i put one up to her pussy ...but she shakes her head ...puts her arms around her legs and leans back to show me her rustybadge.
'in their first' she askes
I wet the end in my mouth hoping for some old aftertaste and plunge
it in .....'ooohhhhhhh' 'ahhhhhhh' 'push it in more...'
i do , and now its up to its hilt.... but Carol wants more .
so she removes her bra...wow what amazing small firm breasts you have Carol ....she likes me saying that and starts to rub her left nipple .
'See what happens if you switch one of those dildo's on and touch my nipple' she asked
i fumble with the on off dial for a second and the small crome dildo comes to life ...... its cold and as soon as i touch her nipple with it ...she moans and her nipple's become very large , she turns in the chair and askes me to turn on the one in her arse !!! of course i do..
' ER ..shall i use the other dildo' i half ask
'NO' she says iam too turned on for plastic and crome i want a hot flesh rod,fuck me Now
and grabs me by my jeans ripping apart the button flys ...an ash tray and a couple of countdown pens i stole earlyer fall to the floor , but she's after only one thing ...and starts to suck my cock ... this is the best blow ive ever had ...i tell her ..... 'come over to my dressing table and fuck me hard ' she askes ...wow you bet ...but at that point a knock on the door .....
'Carol'...'Carol'.....knock knock
'Fuck its whitless Whiteley' she says
'he allways askes me to wank off he's little tadger before the show'
'what are we going to do' i ask losing my erection by the second..
'do you mind him watching? ' she asked
'iam not having him put me off with he's fucking loud jacket and stupid cunt jokes' i say
'Piss off dickhead' she shouts ...... and he's gone.
'Oh ... were has mister dong gone ' she's looking down at mini me .
'i know how to make him stand up proud' and with that she starts to suck me off ...and wow her lips are so nice going up and down on my shaft the tip of her tounge makeing my bellend swell up... when
'Cough'
'where did that come from ' asked Carol
'i think it was outside the door ' says me
'Whiteley...the basterd ' ' ill teach him to look through my keyhole' and with that Carol pushes her chair to the door opens her legs and pisses at the keyhole'!!!!
' AHHHGGGGGG ' followed by the sound of running
'that go rid of him' 'now are you gonna cum on my tits or what ' she asked
'or am i gonna have to golden shower you?'
i started to do her from behind standing up ,her piss dripping pussy was so tight (for a mother of how ever many)she pulled out the anal dildo and forced my cock inside her arse and pushed me back in the chair ...she was riding me backward cowboy style and screaming harder!! harder!!cuming all the time untill she pulled my cock out and started sucking again 'but this is were i want you to cum' she pointed at those firm tits and i just had to please
so i shot my wad hitting her tits and face ......
Vowel please Carol......
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richard whitely
Re: Ultimate Fantasy
Elto have not laughed so much since carol lost her virginity to that horse in the meadow at the back of the field in my house as i was screwing a chicken.err now what was mine....
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Lizard
Re: not my Ultimate Fantasy but......
Fuck me Elton, I thought I was wierd! I laughed my bollocks off! along with 6 other people, excellent, thats the kind of thing were after.
I bet Carol is as well now!!
WHO can top that?
I bet Carol is as well now!!
WHO can top that?