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That's because of all the greasy chips they eat.......

OK: you're a very silly boy, and your nose is big. Yah boo sucks !!
How's that for teasing ?

...there's a disturbing trend in there of antipathy to Mr Whiteley, though....
Warmed me cockles, nevertheless.
Mine would probably involve Tanya Beckett, a copy of the FT, lots of Guinness, some nice fig rolls and the Dagenham Girl Pipers.

This is one that will almost certainly, and thankfully, remain in the realms of fantasy where it belongs.

Does anyone else share my fondness for squid, and other shellfish?
Just thought I'd ask.........

Having a long line of nubile young ladies forming a queue outside my bed roomdoor..............a different one for each day:

Monday: Blond with big tits & neatly shaved pussy who loves giving blow jobs.
Tuesday: Brunette with pert tits & slighty shaved pussy who loves doing 69.
Wednesday: Dark haired with deep tan who loves doing doggy style.
Thursday: Ginger haired with freckles on cheeks who loves fucking while on top.
Friday: Red head with nipples like coat hooks who loves having her tits covered in cum.
Saturday: Stawberry blond with cheeky smile who loves licking cum.
Sunday: (Day of rest)

One can dream can't they?

hey wink wink,they could make a film about it called the knack or has thast been done.

Thinking along the same lines but on a much grander scale

I'm a Sheihk based in Bermuda and my Harem numbers 364 nubile women

1 for every day of the year

chow
JM

364?
Leaves you one short (two in Leap Years), surely?
Or do Sheiks count differently?

He lives in Bermuda. So the extra day probably vanished in the triangle.