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Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 12:10 am
by Goater
Every negative has a positive though. If someone offered anywhere on Earth the last place i'd go is to the US. Literally anywhere else
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 12:46 am
by Caractacus
Even Grimsby?
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 1:04 am
by Caractacus
And before anyone objects, no I've never been to Grimsby---I was going by the name.
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 1:07 am
by Ace
I'd buy the clubhouse of the snooty Golf Club near me and turn it into a gentlemans club (upmarket brothel) just to annoy the present members there. This would include the car park where I would install a bouncy castle for council house kids to play on all day.
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 1:19 am
by Caractacus
Even better would be buying the snooty golf club, and letting anyone become a member. That'd piss them off even more.
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 2:34 am
by Leslie Nielsen
CHelseashack III
Where a mild mannered Brit turns the local Country Club in a High Class Brothel & Mini Put Put course 1800 holes
All comers welcome
cheers
B....OZ LOL
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 6:27 am
by Mayfair & MensWorld
I wouldn't want to win it again. That's just greedy.
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 7:20 am
by Lizard
You could always give it away to a charity, say! home for struggling reptiles,
I hear there desperate, I,m the chairman actually, so send the cheque to me, I,ll make sure everyone benefits.
Trust me I,m a Lizard.
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 7:44 am
by Leslie Nielsen
That being the case Mr Mayfair & Mensworld maybe you'd like to explain the lack of
Busty British High Profile Models in your Mags....lol
cheers
B....OZ...Got To Spend Money To make It
Re: If you won the lottery.
Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 11:25 am
by Ace
Thats a good idea, sell the fairways to some Gypsy campers or a dodgy turf company, but that would devalue the area, and it IS nice, so my original idea stands. I always said that if I detested my neighbours, I would sell my house to a hari-krishna cult. Its their good fortune I get on well with them all!!