If you won the lottery.

[Lizard]

If you won the lottery, say ?4m, whats the first thing you would do/buy.
Me, Id go to LA, buy a Bently turbo, and stay for a month in a top hotel, getting laid with a different high class hooker, every night.
Or, would I go to the zoo? hmmmm, I,ll have to think....................
No! High class hooker it is.

[Leslie Nielsen]

I'd take my 364 girl harem(1 day of rest ayear sounds about right,2 in leap years) to Bermuda

Might even buy meself a pet Lizard...bugger going to the Zoo

cheers
B....OZ

[magoo]

You mean you wouldnt buy a season ticket for the Countdown audience? Or buy Yorkshire TV and sack Richard Whiteley and replace him with yourself?

Me I would buy a pork pie factory, a brewery and a vineyard all next door to each other. And a nice new pair of shoes.

[Flett]

Lizard, how terribly shallow of you. If it was me, I'd have it all turned into five pence pieces, and then have them poured into a big swimming pool so that I could wallow in it for a few days. And then, the fun part - paying it all into the local branch of Lloyds - four million quid in five pence pieces! I think they would crap themselves!

[Lizard]

Er, well-yes, but after I got back from LA, I,d call Carol, and ask her out to dinner, I,d soon win her over, I,d offer her a big-mac meal(go large) how could she refuse that! after she,d sucked all the cheese of me fingers, I,d offer to book a room at the heywood travel lodge, and buy her some flowers from the all night garage at Rochdale, she would be putty in me hands, V O W E L, please Carol...

[Goater]

A ?300-?500,000 house in the Highlands of Scotland

[Lizard]

Shit, Goatee, your easily pleased, a house in Scotland!!!, where,s the fun there? I,d rather have a tent in Cornwall, with Carol hand feeding me sausages cooked on a open fire, reading a underwear catalogue..

[Goater]

It's a wilderness, isolation thing, Liz. Also for wildlife and sex purposes but NOT together!

[jj]

Give my love to the midges........

[Caractacus]

I'd get a lovely secluded house in the Highlands, and a flame thrower to deal with the feckin' midges! Genocide's too good for those little gits.