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Re: How dodgy are you?

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 3:05 pm
by Ivan Erection
45 years.
Im not suprised know what I mean?

*fast show geezer voice*Cos Im a geezer anni?You know me,Im a total geezer.Bita wooooh,bita waaaaaay,Im a geezer anni.Ill nick anyfink.

Re: How dodgy are you?

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 3:08 pm
by steve56
jeffrey archer should try it.

Re: How dodgy are you?

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 3:34 pm
by Wink Wink
16 years in prision ?2500 - a bit much just for sticking a stamp with the Queens head on, upside down.

How come you can shoot a Welsh person after midnight within the city walls of Chester & in York a Scotsman (except Sundays) with a box & arrow?

How do they know if you have been eating Mince Pies on Christmas Day......do they have a Mince Pie detector van.

Re: How dodgy are you?

Posted: Wed May 07, 2003 3:37 pm
by magoo
13 years ?7000 so I guess I am well and truly a good citizen (these days anyway).

Glad they didnt ask about certain things.

Interesting that masturbation is punishable by decapitation in Indonesia. Did Blunkett used to be Home Sec out there?