How dodgy are you?

[Matt]

Well?

My verdict: Years in prison: 51 Potential fine: ?4500.

Shame on me.

[Leslie Nielsen]

Only 21 years for me.....I'm a saint

Fine Zilch

cheers
B...OZ

[Cornish Chris]

Years in prison: 34 Potential fine: ?9500

Well I'm not as dodgy as you Matt obviously, but somehow they are pretty keen to relieve me of my hard earned.

Nice one, and why exactly is it illegle to eat a mince pie on xmas day ??

CC.

[Leslie Nielsen]

It creates greenhouse gases through methan emissions I'm guessing

For the working classes...it makes you fart

Personally I never eat Mince pies just raw mince....MMMM!!!!!!

cheers
B....OZ

[Arthur (Arfur) Daley]

Too many dodgy bastards about!!!!!!!

[Caractacus]

A mere 15.5 years and ?7000. That practically makes me a saint.

[Ace]

I dare not do it for fear of the re-introduction of the Death Penalty!

[marcusallen]

38 yrs. ?7500 fine
Good job they only asked certain questions.

[Holden MacGroyn]

39.5
Max fine ?2000


All of a sudden, I am no longer a worst offender;)
I am Saint Holden

[Large]

I feel like a saint! Especially where I live

only 2 years and ?7500 fine

Looks like i'll be fined the same as marcus but out 36 years earlier!

but yes, I'm glad they didn't ask other questions!!!!!!