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Phil you have come up with a great new chat up line !

walk up to a sexy women and say

" Its alright hen iam gay, i only want to stick it up your arse ! "

p.s .I hope its skunk mate as those Naughty Morroccan's have been sticking shit in the Hash !

Good chat up line, beats my usual "nice legs what time do they open at". I can't do that solid stuff I much prefer to weed it up. Last time I was in Amsterdam I got some very nice skunk and lost a day, I have since been told I was sitting in McDonalds feeding pigeons (inside McDonalds). You can't hide class (especially if you don't need to). Nothing beats a spliffaroony and a glass of Bucky. I used to be a bit of a chemical brother and one time we were filming FT, on way back to London on M1 Me and big Stewart took some heart attack stuff and Ernie had to steer the truck of the motororway as I was doing 15mph with drool dripping from my gob. I thought I was driving ok. Nasty stuff.
So who else has groped a celebrity tits, ass or anything else,,,,,,come on lads can't just be me.

Phil McC

Pissed (both of us), I once had a fight with Peter Sellers.......came to nothing, more handbags than anything else.

Cool. Bucks Fizz was my favouritest band. Please note the female line-up changed a lot during their career and much more since (especially now there's two different bands). At the last count about eleven different burds had been in Bucks Fizz, so there should be plenty to go round.

Does the pretending to be gay to feel a woman's tits thing work with all ladies? I'll have to try it if I ever get invited to Buck House to pick up a gong from Her Maj.

Incidentally, I once got a blowjob off the burd from 2Unlimited (Anita Doth) in a TV studio toilet. Do I win?

Only if she swallowed......

did she have any limits ????

im still hoping for a bj from sonja kristina[curved air],dana[big tits]gillespie