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Re: Bullet-Proof BMW

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:00 am
by jj
......errr.wouldn't it just be easier to shoot the Celebrity of Your Choice (no pun....) when they're not actually in the car?
I personally prefer it when they're just waking up after a drug-filled night of lust and receiving undeserved, crappy awards- a soft target if ever there was one. Or on the crapper. Or making toast.

Re: Bullet-Proof BMW

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:13 am
by jj
.....who? Charlton Heston?

Re: Bullet-Proof BMW

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 7:38 am
by jj
Oh, him.

Re: Bullet-Proof BMW

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 2:47 pm
by Lizard
Quite right Maggs, it has solid tyres, and is 'blast proof' and I,m not really getting one I,m happy with what I have already! anyway I dont want to bump into Holden (Tonka) Macgroyn, while he,s in 'destroy mode! I want to be able to show people the scars, and say, 'this is where it passed thru me head son'!


Re: Bullet-Proof BMW

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:02 pm
by IdolDroog
If its blast proof, bullet proof, banana split up the exhaust proof and tire explosive proof then why not just take off the cheap halfords tinted glass paper and put it on the other side down....that should slow the driver down for a few mins.....in reality 60K is NOT a lot of money for a car thats supposed to be that cheap

Re: Bullet-Proof BMW

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 4:40 am
by jj
The only reason certain people in Britain would buy a BP car would be so they can show off to their idiot showbiz friends how important they must be to need a BP car.........a lot like making a habit of eating disgusting, salty raw fish-eggs because some crafty Russian managed to charge them ?10 000 per ounce for extracting them from a fish that was swimming about minding its own business and looking for a nice weedy place to dump them safely.
It's got FA to do with 'security'- most of our 'celebs' are more in danger from being laughed-at to death than from a lethal assault with a firearm.
And they call ME insane.........

Re: Bullet-Proof BMW

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2004 4:50 am
by Holden MacGroyn
Totally agree with you JJ.

"Look how important I am in my BP car."

I'd say The Beckhams will HAVE to get one to highlight their overblown, arrogant status.
Just a shame that nobody will test out just how bomb proof it is with them in it.

Yeah Victoria, u iz da bomb an dat.