Bullet-Proof BMW

[Lizard]

Did anyone see the news tonight, featuring a ?60,000 BMW 3 series, it has been made bulletproof, and bombproof, but at a fraction of the cost of all the other Limo.s out there, the funniest thing was when a spokesman was asked who would buy it!.........................were all waiting for, a Birmingham drug Baron, but BMW said, oh you know, celebrities, businessmen, what utter bollocks, there is only one reason to ride in a bullet proof car, what do forumites think?

Mines on order!

[IdolDroog]

It's a sad world where companies are putting that much time and money into making cars specifically for celebrities. The fact they are the only ones who need to be protected from bullets and bombs should be enough to hint that maybe they have big targets painted on them for good reason. I shall be ordering my rocket launcher from the back of the Sunday Express next week, that'll show them.

[Lizard]

LoL.........yes the 'Express' does a good line in army surplus weapons, why I remember getting my first Tank from them, it,s still running today, only 6k on the clock, I think the Daily Spurt are doing a jordan land mine, for the celeb who wants privacy..........^ ^....looks like that! you step on it and it say,s..........fuck off, do you know who I am!

[crofter]

maybe they should have equipped some of the soldiers in the gulf out with this new model, that would have solved everything, plus no hassle filling up just park it at the nearest oil thingammybob.

[Holden MacGroyn]

I want the job as the bullet firing test-man.
I wanna be like "Shit guys, this one isn't as bullet proof as you thought."
Anyway, if I was gonna cap someone in a BP car, I'd just shoot the bastard tires out and then play a real long waiting game.

Every ankle has an Achilles...

[Holden MacGroyn]

How about a banana?
Would sticking a banana up the exhaust be ok?

Personally, I don't believe the bomb bollocks.
How many did they test with big huge bombs before saying "Yep"?
I mean if it was just half a dozen, then there;s always the chance.
I'll be chief bomb thrower man.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Perhaps get a new email account?
Hotmail has been good in a wanky kind of way to me.

So how about a massive paint bomb thrown at the windscreen?
That'd fuck it up.
Mix it with generous amounts of SuperGlue and Bob's your uncle.
Knackered windscreen wipers and DayGlo green windows heading for a tree.
Might be bomb proof but not tree in your engine block proof.

I'll be cheif painter upper man then.