Letwin

[Deuce Bigolo]

Did they produce Morris Minor & The Majors or am I in the wrong decade?

Seem to remember Banana Rama(or some such name being top of the chorus charts) at the time

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

I wish I could answer your question and comment on your other point, but I performed my own brain surgery with a corkscrew and a laser scalpel to wipe most of the 1980s from my memory. I still think it was worth it, even on days when the rain gets in the hole in the top of my head.

[Holden MacGroyn]

The slags at S.A & W...or the Funhouse...& S.C gave us amongst the following;

Sonia, the chirpy Scouser with a fat grin and gerbil cheeks that you wanted to slap.
Jason "I'm a Hasbeen" Donovan
Kylie "I have a nice arse but shit voice" Minogue
Stefan Dennis...sshh
The Twins (from Neighbours)
Bouncer "I can lick my balls" from Neighbours
Craig MacLachlan....yep from Neighbours
Everyone from neighbours
Milk a dead cow
Big Fun (3 guys trying so hard to be hip)
Brother Beyond
Sinitta

The list of eternal shite goes on.
That in turn led to every wanky shit cunt boy band you can think of.
Here's the deal. Let's get 5 identical twats in a line dressed the same and get them to shuffle and cry into the camera.

Take That
Five
East 17
et
fucking
blah


I HATE IT

Oh and we also got that Slag Baddiel singing with his bitch Skinner and the Lightning Seeds....

Now we have to endure that grinning, slack jawed, spikey haired, fake stuttering halfwit Gareth Gates and his generation of reality clones.

I thank you for allowing me this outburst.
See...DD don't seem too bad now

[Deuce Bigolo]

Wise move by anyones standards

At least you didn't have New Zealand DJs writing catchy little ditties like
Shoop Shoop Diddey Wop Cumma Cumma Wang Dang-I kid you not
Was number one for a long time.Just proves the theory....morons would buy TV ad music if it were in a singles format

cheers
B....OZ

[Deuce Bigolo]

Had forgotten about Craig Mclachlans band Check one two....Mona what a tragedy

As were the Blakeney Twins

I'll not have a bad word said about Bouncer....the only natural talent amongst them

Worse than everything you've put on the list exists downunder

Professional Cricketers(Bret Lee & his New South Wales team mates) & Iron men/Surfers(Trevor Hendy etc) who are at best part time Musos playing live gigs...leave it to the real Muscicians boys

cheers
B....OZ

[stripeysydney]

greetings, i,m new to this game having just joined up, but seeing letwin up on the screen i just have to say that i can't believe that the tories are spouting the same old crap from twenty years ago. Anyone who,s thinking [stupidly] of voting tory should remember the last time they were in ,and the mess they made of running the country.The only reason Thatcher got in was because the unions and the bosses were retards,people saw scargill and got scared. I dont know if anybody saw newsnight with Paxman interviewing micheal howard a couple of years ago, paxo asked howard the same question about twelve times and howard would not give a straight answer; the slimy git.

[Pervert]

One day people will be brought to justice for each and all of the above (except Bouncer).

[Pervert]

The Paxo-Howard interview was used as an example by Armando Iannucci as to how accurate Yes Minister/Yes Prime Minister was in depicting politics. A politician never answers a direct question.

"Prime Minister, are you a dick head?"

"Well, Jeremy, I think you have to look at the head and ask whether conditions are right for it to have a dick of its own . . . ."

[Deuce Bigolo]

Amen to that

Bad taste must not go unpunished even if it did seem popular at the time

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

Incidentally, SS, I'm not sure Lizard will be happy at you stealing his grammatical style. He's very possessive, and won't ever make you a cup of tea.