Letwin

[Pervert]

Okay, whatever your political persuasion, and whatever you think about his highly feasible plans to deep freeze pensioners, but look at this



and tell me that isn't the slimy bastard son of Leon "Slimy" Brittain.

Smug, oily, and a face you'd never tire of kicking (and I'm a pacifist!).

[Holden MacGroyn]

Slap a big fat arse mole on his face, lose some hair and he could well be the slag heap son of a right wing money grabbing Leon.

[Pervert]

Argh! Tis as I feared. Some unscrupulous scientists have ganged up with unscrupulous politicians and have started cloning the 1980s. Quick, someone, stop them! Before you know it, Duran Duran and Curiosity Killed The Cat will be back in the chart.

If they're willing to clone Brittain, that can only mean they've already done Thatcher.

[Holden MacGroyn]

LEAVE DURAN DURAN OUT OF THIS CRACKERS!!!

Thay have a class new song out "Sunrise".

I'll not hear a bad word said about them...


(cue wave of tourettique DD offense)

[Pervert]

Ermm, sorry. Meant Spandau Ballet.

[Deuce Bigolo]

One of the most diabolical exports from Britain ever

All fashion and bland boring manufactured songs

I might make an exception for True and possibly To Cut a Long Story Short
but anything else is totally out of the question

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

I'm sure that True is playing on a continuous loop in one of the levels of hell, along with Stevie Wonder's I Just Called . . . . and other musical atrocities.

[Holden MacGroyn]

Along with Hello by Lionel Itchie Scratchie.

The last scene in the video is real stalker style nasty.
Freaky long faced bastard.

As for DD, I think they are class. The original line up has got back together and I for one will buy the album when it comes out.
Everyone loves Ordinary World right?
They wrote, played, etc etc their own stuff unlike the mass manufactured "Let's rhyme Fire & Desire...again" slagshit bastard brigade.

I blame those tossers Stock, Aitken & Waterman for killing off the UK pop scene in `88 with the sudden influx of Neighbours pop wannabe's.
Minogue, Donovan, Stefan "Don't It Make You Feel Good" Dennis, [Insert burnt out Neighbour] etc.

RIP British Class Music 1980-1987
Taken From Us by the Soap Whores

[Deuce Bigolo]

Hungry like a Wombat was a big hit in OZ for DD(Durex Durex as they were playfully known)

cheers
B....OZ

[Pervert]

I could just about cope with any member of Duran Duran, so long as they had the surname Taylor---otherwise they were up their own arse.

When you consider all the shite that was around in the 1980s, I'm beginning to wonder why I picked on DD. And you're right, Holden, that bastard Waterman and his cohorts (and let's not forget Simon Cowell) should be sent to a court and tried for crimes against music.