I'm puzzled

[mutanthalibut]

Why did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? Now there lies a puzzle of great depth and magnitude.

[jj]

Simple.
How else could they have opened beer-bottles?

[mutanthalibut]

Ah!! But then who brewed the beer? or who made the bottles? or even who put the lids on them.

Thanks jj but your answer on this occasion does not satisfy the question.

[jj]

[This is usually the point at which the exasperated RE teacher lightly cuffs the smart-Alec pupil, and replies 'God, it's just bleedin' God, for God's Sake'. But I'm a man of peace, and occasionally peas.....]

[Fastbike]

I always find it creepy meeting a man of the cloth , I mean when you think what they believe .... They are crap at swappsies on porn DVDs as well.

[jj]

They're quite a laugh at wife-swapping do's, though.
Must be all that Communion Wine.

[Deuce Bigolo]

That Ribena/Blackcurrant Juice has a lot to answer for

cheers
B....OZ