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Re: I'm puzzled

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 7:33 am
by mutanthalibut
Why did Adam and Eve have belly buttons? Now there lies a puzzle of great depth and magnitude.

Re: I'm puzzled

Posted: Sun Jun 06, 2004 11:20 am
by jj
Simple.
How else could they have opened beer-bottles?

Re: I'm puzzled

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 3:57 am
by mutanthalibut
Ah!! But then who brewed the beer? or who made the bottles? or even who put the lids on them.

Thanks jj but your answer on this occasion does not satisfy the question.

Re: I'm puzzled

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 6:37 am
by jj
[This is usually the point at which the exasperated RE teacher lightly cuffs the smart-Alec pupil, and replies 'God, it's just bleedin' God, for God's Sake'. But I'm a man of peace, and occasionally peas.....]

Re: I'm puzzled

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 7:00 am
by Fastbike
I always find it creepy meeting a man of the cloth , I mean when you think what they believe .... They are crap at swappsies on porn DVDs as well.


Re: I'm puzzled

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 8:43 am
by jj
They're quite a laugh at wife-swapping do's, though.
Must be all that Communion Wine.

Re: I'm puzzled

Posted: Mon Jun 07, 2004 10:13 am
by Deuce Bigolo
That Ribena/Blackcurrant Juice has a lot to answer for

cheers
B....OZ