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Beef Madras holds no fear for me! especially at bed time, it helps one sleep, of course if I blow off it,s a bit dodgy, what with Ms Lizard smoking in bed etc!, I have asked her to wear a fire blanket just in case, not very attractive I know, but better safe than sorry, I mean if it all goes up, who,s going to fetch me- me morning cuppa?

I might get a DVT player! all regions etc, I,ll check with the NHS, to see which models the best, I might go for a widescreen thrombosis as well...

Maggs, forget the Broadmarsh, it,s already full of shit. You couldn,t fit anymore in, it would only benefit from demolition.

The trick is never to abuse anyone when pissed, I worked with a bass player for a few years who was horrendous when drunk, he would forget all his friends, and call them all cunts, everyone was a target for a fight, and despite him getting walloped frequently, he never changed, he got the shit kicked out of him regularaly, and woke up with bruises on the tour bus, we always told him he had fallen over whilst legless, and had to be restrained....

There is a thread about Nottingham somewhere, It is a bit of a Jeckel and Hyde place, there are lots of good looking girls living there, but a seedier place you will be hard pushed to find.........