Brian Sewell made porn.

[Bronson Lee]

Personaly I think the new Damian Hurst work is fucking amazing.
But my real point about Brian is about his need to kiss and tell,
The time he spent with Dali who was a genuis, was a private thing.
I dont care that Brian or Dali (who had a large collection of male nude images) were at it,
it was the sensationist way Brian a good critic perhaps but not an artistic genius,
brought Dali and his sexuality down to a certain level and got a fat cheque from C4
showing no respect for the time they spent together with an annoying voice and putting me off my dinner.

[ATS]

Lol.. very good - tell me Elton, were you having sausages for your dinner?

[Bronson Lee]

Funny you ask,
I was having very small, pale, shriveled up Chicken Chippolatas,
and recounting the time kandinssi and I bummed some Monkeys
for my new program "Bellagio-Micealangelo Bellendo-Brian"