Brian Sewell made porn.

[Bronson Lee]

Anyone see the c4 prog on sunday called Dirty Dali?
In some ways I wish I hadnt, the story went like this.....
Sewell was naked,
lying next to a large model of Jesus made out of beach crap,
and Salvador Dali was taking photos of him masturbating
and also having a fumble in his own trousers. I kid you not !
Sewell said 'I had to wonder where it could all end, where it could all end'.
Well it was the end of my dinner, I havent eaten since,
What has the world come to?

[ATS]

Sounds like a nightmare, what a horrid combo Sewell & Dali wanking!

Think you need to have a long rest in a dark room Elton or
several pints of premium strength lager to erradicate this vision

[Bronson Lee]

I drunk lots and lots of Larger but it made me think my clock was melting,
and thats made it worse.

[ATS]

Hope the drugs do work then

[Lizard]

Your a little jealous co's you didn,t get an invite, eh Dongy! !drink!

[stripeysydney]

I quite like Sewell, but he is a pervy little f****r, watching one programme on the box, and listening to Brian recount about the time he and mate tossed off a.... dog! Made me feel queasy I can tell you.
Mind'st you he knows his art, and he hates Tracy Emin and Damian Hurst, so he's alright by me.

[eroticartist]

Elton,
If the great genius Salvador Dali made any images then although they appeared to be "obscene" to the layman they were obviously art!
Mike Freeman.

[ATS]

Can't decide if I really like him or not - he can be funny at times
Think it's probably just his plummy/smug voice that annoys me