Gorrrrdon Brrrrrown...

[jj]

Whaddis, fucking ebay?

[Lizard]

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[jj]

[please contact MY automated switchboard and leave a message, I will contact you when I feel like it]

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[Lizard]

[Er,..I'll have to speak to my automated switchboard supervisor first, this reply is automated]

[jj]

See what happens when you let the machines take over?
See???
Haven't you watched Terminator ???
Or been held in a British Gas call-queue?



I warned you; I fucking WARNED you !!!!
[8934894/[[]?$*())_++=3198`20=43780m,jdsD9N 390 8NK
aaaarrrggghhh !!!!!

[Trumpton]

jj wrote:

> Or been held in a British Gas call-queue?

Or fucking B fucking T !furious!

[jj]

May all their operators get genital warts, and their children, yea even
unto the third generation, look like Wayne Rooney.

[Trumpton]

Perhaps they also suffer from that in India?

[jj]

Wot, the warts or the ...errr.... other thingy?

[Trumpton]

With fucking B fucking T, they keep you hanging on for half a lifetime then when you do "speak" a person it's someone in an Indian call centre who only has an infant's understanding of English!