Gorrrrdon Brrrrrown...

[jj]

...should be forced to eat one kilo of llama-shite for every untruth he's
ever told, and a quart if six-week-old whelks for every half-truth he's ever
told.

You, the jury, decide.

[Trumpton]

The problem is that he would struggle to see what he's doing because he's only got the one eye and the other's on the blink (no pun intended).

Ssssh, I can write this as Wazza's away tonight!!

[Lizard]

Article in the mail today, "it's as if the slate has been wiped clean on Brown"
he never agreed to the Iraq war, there was no pension scandal, he hasn't raised personal taxation more than any other chancellor in history....he isn,t a Cunt..

[jj]

He's obviously learned all the right lessons from Mentor Blur.
Christ, to think we're stuck with this fucka for the next 5000 years....

[Lizard]

Yeah I know fucking depressing eh! Young Daves a fuckwit, there's no one left to field. but I still say Hauge would have made a good PM, tory or not.

[jj]

Don't be vague, ask for Hague !!
[Before yer time, that one, young Liz?]
He's certainly matured on the benches, into one of their best performers
[although the comp's a bit thin, admittedly].

Why don't they put Theresa May up for Leader? She scares the pants off
the Labour lot.... and I like her kitten heels.

[Lizard]

" and I like her kitten heels."

Is there something your not sharing with us?? see my Magoo post, the offer can be extended re the shoes..

[jj]

I'll be back in a mo.

[jj]

[back now].
Nah, me legs ain't red and blotchy enough for the white stilettos.

I'll take a couple of thongs, though.

[Lizard]

Sorry. Offer closed at 23.25 no exceptions.

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