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I agree in that it's a messy occasion, but my statement 'I like shitting' should be taken in the context I meant. In that; 'shitting' avoids the complications, and pain, of holding it in! !sick!

I got caught half way between the shops & Home recently with a bad bout of instant onset gastro and thats one shit I didn't enjoy

Thank god i wasn't wearing boxer shorts

You must have very long shits Sam!

In the winter of 1982 i saw a woman come out with the daily mirror.

I can't shit without having something to read.

To be honest that's the only time I get to read the paper nowadays, since my new gf moved in. She seems to think as soon as I sit down to read the paper, it means I have nothing better to do, so she finds me something to do!!

P.S. It's the argument I always use when women say men can't 'multi-task'

For all my brothers...

A guide to toilet reading.

Written by a women given this tip about hygiene

Given all the paper materials now sitting around your toilet, you should take a moment to maintain good hygiene by closing the lid before you flush.

I was more interested in the health hazards bit.

You see, if I've just finished my dump, and reading a book, I can't get off the bog until the end of the chapter. If it's a long chapter, I get pins and needles in my legs, and a sore arse.

It's dangerous but I can't get myself to care. Maybe I'm an adrenalin junkie?

I take nothing in to read. I use the toilet for it's primary purpose.