How many of you...

[Sam Slater]

...have to take something to read to the toilet, when taking a shit?

I take the lap top since I got wi-fi. If it's not the lap top, it's a book or magazine. If I find myself with nothing to read, I will resort to reading the ingredients that make up toilet cleaner, bubble bath, or shampoo.

Am I alone?

[Deuce Bigolo]

Yes

Much better to insert a flat screen TV behind the toilet door for such occasions

[Pervert]

Viz, Private Eye or some film reference book.

[Deuce Bigolo]

never easy trying to read while squinting under the strain of all that exertion

let us not forget our friend oly...biscuit barell ...squatting & reading

Quite a talent if true

[Sam Slater]

My girlfriend's stopped me taking my cuppa, and sandwich though. I think she's too controlling.

[Pervert]

Why not just pour them down the bog and cut out the middle man?

[Sam Slater]

Because I like shitting?

It's my little room for 10 minutes, and I find it quite spiritual.

[Pervert]

I find it rather tedious---save for the reading part, and I can do that any time. Roll on the day when we can get the necessary nutrients without having to expel a huge mess from our body.

Of course, it will also mean the death of British culture.

[Deuce Bigolo]

Plenty of room in the cistern if you prepare the night before

You just need some of the australian armies new ration packs & a pair of those petrol station gloves handy