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Picnics still have their moments!!

A lot of Cadbury's stuff varies from batch-to-batch, Gawd, I'm sounding like a right twat here now!!!


That's merely what I've found.

Yorkie were fucking hard.

The last time I ate a Picnic it tasted orangey !confused!

Gone soft nowadays.

Your tastebuds are fecked, Trumpy!!

The rest of us are trying to evolve........ you are regressing to the gorilla!!

Man no like Topic anymore. Man thinks Picnic tastes orangey. Man need shave, but no like, man thinks this body hair is just natural for man.

Man's tastebuds evolving.................. wants everything to taste of banana!!

But man happy. Slagging off confection of yore.

Man is still man, just, as he loves a bit of debate with Wazza. Man understands this is jape, as man would rip Fudgey limb from limb, to let him know man is alpha-male.

Ah yes, my all over monthly body shave. That's booked in for next week. I don't know about you but I seem to produce more hair during the winter time. The hair around my gonads and arse area has reached enormous proportions and I'm sharpening all my razors so they can do their duty!

What about a back, sack and crack for that area?

I got my top half waxed once- a wee bit of hair on the back, some on the chest, shoulders and abdomen- I took it like a man*!!! Bloody sore, though.

I was advised to take some painkillers before any future sessions, as that would ease the whole process!!




*screamed and howled like a big girl- still, got through it, and the woman doing it loved it and had a laugh at my cries.


Don't know if I'd ever get it done again!!

I play a fair bit of football/sports (currently crocked as mentioned earlier)- but whilst not being a cock-watcher, I have noticed a trend amongst guys now- they are shaving off their pubes!!!

Why? A request by the gf? A magazine says it's 'cool'? The extra 'optical inch' to make it look bigger?

They're there for good reason, ffs!

!confused!

I did buy this waxing product that could be self-applied. It wasn't until I read the ingredients that I found out it contained ACID!!! !shocked!

Obviously I didn't use it. I have heard of a remedy for removing unwanted hair and that is to use medical plasters and stick them on the afffected area, wait a while and then whip them off - ouch!!!

"I have heard of a remedy for removing unwanted hair and that is to use medical plasters and stick them on the afffected area, wait a while and then whip them off - ouch!!!"...................

..............is a less glorified version of the waxing process I went through- hot wax on, a 'waxing strip' put over the hot wax and -YANK!!- off it comes.

Painful......................

Ouch! I think I'll stick (no pun) to the good old-fashioned razor - more time consuming, but much much less painful.