MP claims for a floating duck house...

[JonnyHungwell]

Given the chance I'd claim for a floating duck house - or anything else that was within the rules, or maybe just outside if I thought I wouldn't get caught.

[max_tranmere]

I read today that some MP's have claimed for a second home, and got the large mortgage paid by the taxpaper, and yet they've never lived in the property and have instead given the home to their kids!! Naughty, naughty..

[JonnyHungwell]

Listen to the interview given by the short tongued Tory cunt with 500 trees

You'd think it was a sketch from the Fast Show if you didn't know it was real ---- I was vewy, vewy dwunk at the time'.

What a twat