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Oh my God!.... Imagine all that blood,the sheer terror! but he can look back and laugh about it now! x

Being a bloke, I couldn't give a shit about the state of my undies and will wear them until there are holes gallore. However, when a hole does wear through right where my knob is, its time to heave them as I hate my sensitive bit rubbing against the rough bits inside my daks (left there by underpaid Chinese workers).

Dear Sarah - just curious...Why did you title your reply post with

"Funny story... unless er,you have a cock! Pt1wink!"

Is the 'wink' a clue that you're really a male? I hope not, as I enjoy your posts and I've already conjured up an image of what you look like and FUCK! - what a spunkin' sex pot piece of wank fodder you are.

lol, hardly... im always winking,its the flirt in me..- if you email me direct,I will send you a piccy- you can let me know how dissapointed you are/how amazing i am(lol) and , if i have cracked the mystery of re sizing pics!....!wink! x

I'll wait until you get that website of yours up and running. I like girls who look like they're friendly and 'up for it', rather than some cover model.

I got my nudger caught in a girls pussy once, it took me ages to get it out !wink!

make sure you punt over suggestions content wise when its up then, as i aim to please ,as it were!wink! x

oooo your SUCH a fibber !wink! as a) i suspect this has happened to you more than once and that b) once "caught" i bet you hardly tried get it out at all! x