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No Politics/Religion please!

Brokeback mountain, eh? Fraud would say you have sexual feelings for me !love!

I've a better idea for a film. A remake of Captain Hook. You're playing the parrot.

Thank you for the kind description Jack, but my days of surfacing from a puddle are long gone. You're right though in that a lot of the irritating twatts wouldn't show. Anyway, I have no desire to meet most of them. Some seem to be OK like Spanner, an ex squaddie like me and I know I could get along with him. But that Perrin fucker, I could smother him on fucking sight.
Nah, I like a drink and a chat but some of the twatts would just spoil it.

Okay, mine's a pint of Speckled Hen or County or THeakstons Old Peculiar
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