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Re: FAO The Fop & Top Shelf Blue

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 8:02 am
by David @ Mayfair & MensWorld
And you guys accused us of being cryptic :)

I'd do a little bit on the next issue of Mayfair, which has just landed on my desk, but it's not on the shelves for another week...

Re: FAO The Fop & Top Shelf Blue

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 8:08 am
by jj
Ah, but we're only OCCASIONALLY cryptic: whereas you........the other pair of Don Alfonso's tweezers is in the jardiniere..........

Re: FAO The Fop & Top Shelf Blue

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 8:14 am
by buttsie
Not cryptic compared to some just non-sensical bullshit

This is the o/t forum afterall...no reasoned debate on here

cheers
B....OZ

Re: FAO The Fop & Top Shelf Blue

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 9:27 am
by Hurpster
Why Hurpster?

Re: FAO The Fop & Top Shelf Blue

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 11:50 am
by Secret Squirrel
Won't take long for the boffins at MI5 & MI6 to work out. They all read the Beano anyway....!!!

Re: FAO The Fop & Top Shelf Blue

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 11:57 am
by Hurpster
I'm sure Lord Snooty and his pals will have the answer

Re: FAO The Fop & Top Shelf Blue

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:00 pm
by The Fop
Vegetarian hamster, of course!

Shameless plug

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:06 pm
by Caractacus
A critique of this thread by Will Self will be available from all good book shops and W.H. Smiths in paperback form for ?9.99 from the end of this month.

Failing that, Forumites can get a translation on Teletext Page 666.

Re: FAO The Fop & Top Shelf Blue

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:06 pm
by David @ Mayfair & MensWorld
Ah, Richie Benaud would be proud...

Hey, anyone fancy nipping outside to the car park for a ciggie? Oh. I'll just sit here at my desk and smoke, then. HAAHAHAHA. Sorry.

Unless the new edict has something to do with lights? Is Chuck the new ARP warden in the area? "Put that light out! Don't you know there's a war on?!"

Re: FAO The Fop & Top Shelf Blue

Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2003 12:23 pm
by Lord Snooty
Yes, how is life in THE SMOKE?

Mind you, if Mary can give up, so can Jane!

(Hmm, is that a cryptic allusion to 'mary-jane'?? Even I don't know!)